queen of hazards

For me, it would have to be like a fairy tale. You know, something gruesome and horrible and real gory. But kind of cute. (Lily Tomlin)

[filthyprotozoan]

YOU HAVE NOT A NAME FOR WHAT I AM.

[squishvintage]

Model shot by Roger Stowell wearing a dress by Syndica, patchwork belt by Fifth Avenue, beaded rope by Bus Stop and Silk scarf from Kensington Market. Set and designs by Nike Williams with drawings by H. Abbo, for Honey magazine, August 1970

[tylerspangler]

Artwork Copyright © Tyler Spangler

Shop: ShopTylerSpangler.com

[tanadrin]

nega-astrologer predicts celestial phenomena based on how their day is going. i stubbed my toe, therefore mercury is in retrograde. i won ten bucks on a scratchoff, which caused a dust storm on mars. that gamma ray burst in the andromeda galaxy? yeah, that was me getting mad at my toaster

[conifaerie]

[hanavbara]

mean girls as anime 💖💋💄 happy october 3rd!✨

[normal-horoscopes]

MAYBE YOU CANT LOVE NATURE FOR ITS INHERENTLY PREDATORY NATURE BECAUSE YOU ROMANTICIZE PASSIVE ENJOYMENT OF A PASSIVE NATURAL WORLD.

I AM BEING HUNTED BY WOLVES.

I CALL THAT ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IN THE ENVIRONMENT AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE.

[cecillias-garden]

Caretaker, might I ask how you're managing to outrun them and still be posting?

[normal-horoscopes]

VOICE TO TEXT ALL TERRAIN HEELYS

[anxietyproblem]

By @psych2gotalk​

[luckykdp7]

This is also me pretty much.

[thealmightyemprex]

I do the second one a lot

[rxdyzsoull]

Most of them are true ;-;

[memeuplift]

[afeelgoodblog]

And I am so proud of you!

[positiveseed]

[minervablues]

[quotemadness]

“I am sorry someone loved you badly, and that they made you feel like you take up more space than you deserve. I am sorry they abandoned you when you need them the most and it has made you believe that love is an awful thing that hurts.”

— Nikita Gill

[adamsvanrhijn]

i want to thank the 1920s-1930s third wheel who saw their two friends lying in bed together in their underwear and stocking garters reading a book with their legs wrapped around each other and said "i am going to take a photograph of this"

[adamsvanrhijn]

i hope wherever they are now that everyone involved in the taking of this photograph knows how much joy it is bringing me 80-100 years later

[adamsvanrhijn]

Never before published images of men in love between 1850 and 1950 by Dee Swan, Hugh Nini andNeal Treadwell (Washington Post)

[crushpdf]

Reblogging this again because please, please click the link and look at the other photos but more importantly read the words written by the owners of the collection because it’s so touching and heart-warming

[andrearrrrr]

How traditional pitchforks were made.

It took 6 years starting from orienting branches

[cactusqueensouthwestscene]

I love this so much

[thehoneyedmoon]

I would very much like to have one of these.

[jeanjauthor]

Writers?

If you have a chance, help preserve this nearly forgotten knowledge in your stories somewhere!

Wooden pitchforks are a bit safer than metal ones (little fear of rust causing lockjaw/death if you get poked), and when they’re grown like this, they’re far sturdier in many ways than anything assembled that isn’t metal...and they’re often lighter / better balanced than metal, too!

[robotsandfrippary]

Looks like he’s all ready for Dr. Frankenstein’s winter crafting results. 

[silly-jellyghoty]

Now this is interesting! *Adding pitchfork tree orchard to possible dnd locations*

[dear-ao3]

[stinkylittlegnome]

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

[stinkylittlegnome]