Allons-y

Melanie. 23. Bi. She/Her.

[madsrocketship]

[khaleesi]

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

[ellenhas-a-blog]

That feeling when your ponytail holder isn’t stretched enough to go around three times, but twice just isn’t tight enough

[teuer]

ᵖˢˢˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ﹖﹖

[oofology]

yeah…. you got your end of the deal?

[teuer]

here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request?

[oofology]

One frog…. Just like you wanted

[teuer]

good… thanks…. now leave forever….

[fortooate]

[75orchids]

Do true soft boys exist?

[ostolero]

slugs. next question

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[pseudophan]

all of the above

[twitterlols]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is my photogenic cat sarabi

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes

[rygos-deactivated20150329]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[egberts]

friends, followers, strangers… let’s all take a nap

[derangedcanine2-deactivated2018]

i’m in philosophy class…

[egberts]

your philosophy teach is going to nap too

[jaceisblue]

is there a napping radius to this post

[egberts]

yes, the distance around the entire world in every direction

[lolfactory]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

[tastefullyoffensive]

News boys. (via JadoElizabeth)

[yintsunami]

There is no denying that Joseph owns this shirt.

[kalichnikov]

Callout posts for fictional characters are the peak of unintentional comedy