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I'm Jordan. cis white lesbian. 23. she/her. on this blog we love and support trans women.

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

trc is so funny its just people looking away from each other and then looking at each other and then looking away from each other and then loo

[gaycism]

Jaboukie Young-White on the existence of gay bugs

[doorfus]

[Video description: Video of Jaboukie Young-White standing on a stage preforming a stand up routine. Each time he mentions a bug, he gestures to a screen with a picture of the bug. Their stand up is as follows,

“So, I made a slide that’s a very comprehensive list of which bugs are gay or not. So, let’s go.

Um dragonflies? [Picture of a dragonfly. Young-White pulls his wrist up and flutters it, mimicking the dragon’s wings.] The fact that dragonflies will just, like, hover in air perfectly still like that, not moving? Gay. [audience laughter] That requires classical training, you know? Like, they went to drama school.

Ladybugs? [Picture of a ladybug, crowd whoops.] Every ladybug is a lesbian. Honestly. Look, they got this bold lipstick right here, but you if you zoom in, there’s Birkenstocks on every - on every one of these. [Young-White gestures to the ladybug’s feet, audience laughs.]

Uh, beetles? [Picture of a rhinoceros beetle] Lesbians. That’s a strap. [Audience laughter]

Bees? [Photo of a bee.] The fact that you’re so willing to hurt someone that you would die for it? That’s gay. [Young-White laughs along with the audience.] Like… [He gestures with his hand.] The pettiness that that takes.”

End screen text: “New / Comedy Central Stand-up Presents / Fridays / 11/10 C” /end video description]

[dilfhershellayton]

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

[saxophonechihuahua]

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively

[curseworm]

if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood

[mythicalcoolkid]

Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks

[mythicalcoolkid]

Coming out is different when you know if you come out to one person you risk the whole town knowing. Coming out is different when religion is entwined in your entire community. Being queer is different when you can't trust that your doctor or therapist will stay confidential. Being queer is different when conversion therapy is subtle and normalized. Transitioning is different when there aren't gender clinics or gender therapists for 50 miles. School is different when other kids are put at risk by being seen with you. Can we stop acting like there aren't queer people living in rural areas and start supporting them

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me: i know we just met but im in love with you

stray cat whos letting me pet her: meow meow meow

[schmergo]

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

So cringy when people are like "cats aren't affectionate i know this first hand!1!" Maybe your cat would follow you around as well if your vibes weren't so rancid

[schizophrenicfordpinesmoved]

Lots of love to the trans people this year who will get presents addressed to the wrong name because they’re closeted

Lots of love to the trans people this year who will get presents addressed to the wrong name because they are not accepted

Lots of love to the trans people this year who will get presents addressed to the wrong name despite being out

Your name is your name, and there will come a day when people will use it. Hang in there.

[thenordroom]

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[akyrin]

[matchagoth]

[hungwy]

most deaths are actually caused by the slow, degenerative agony of not drinking ginger ale

[knifefightscene]

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kedreeva]

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

[dykerightsmp3]

November daily routine:

1. wake up

2. brush teeth

3. hear the most insane shit I have ever heard in my life about the CW’s supernatural

4. eat breakfast

[whitepeopletwitter]