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imagine being a surgeon and you come home and finger your wife and its like haha. this feels funny without the gloves

ok but literally woe is me

shooo

Centropristis striata

Black Sea Bass

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Status: Least concern

Distribution: In the Atlantic Ocean near North America. Introduced in China.

duckdotimg

I have been an Hellsing fan since time immemorial and I rewatched it with some friends a few months or so ago... It's time to make my 12 years old self happy

#really digging The Features you're rockin on these two

kata4a

i think by the end of the year we'll be using "never kill yourself" as a general greeting. it will be our shalom

#never kill yourself!

i love how surgeons cannot help but be creepy because god made them like that so they could cut people up for a living

#i would trust a surgeon less if they weren't creepy. it's important for the work they do.#honestly with the type of life i live it's disconcerting enough having a conversation with someone who's wearing a suit

putting on a single leather glove with which to hold my glass of ice cold bourbon #likeaboss

#hashtag poorcirculation #I lied it's a can of premixed bourbon & sugarfree cola. not boss at all #i enjoy a neat scotch but today is a wild turkey & cola on ice type of day #not lying about the glove tho #hashtag mydrinkingglove

guess who needs a thyroidectomyyyyy

#F in the chat #wow this really sucks #the scar will be kind of badass at least

angelicguy

shooting incredibly heartfelt, modest threes alone in my gothic basketball court

#the crow 1994

smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx

Any Babes Online?

Well … You Are Reading This Right? Haha ✌ But For Real We All Gotta Take Care Of Eachother

voidcreations

Look at my birthday cake...

have-you-read-this-webcomic

Have you read Bribob by Iris Lamour?

Yes, completely!

Yes, partially

No

I've never heard of it

Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

"Steven Universe confronts his alcoholic dad while Brian the dog and Spongebob's love starts to blossom! This is a bizarre series that pulls characters from all over pop culture and the internet into one chaotic multifandom crackship comic."

Propaganda:

"at first you’re drawn in by the humor and the fun of seeing what random character will pop up next. but the story goes in such an interesting, unique direction. complete with gorgeously hand drawn body horror and moments between characters that will make you want to cry."

Read it here!

#all of it. yeah.#the entire 40% of the comic that is authorXsteven universe guro selfshipping did lose me a bit admittedly. but apart from that.#the Bribob Scroll is the sistine chapel of our generation #I am not the same person now as I was 6hrs ago. for better and for worse #you really should know ahead of time that nearly half the comic is steven universe yumeship guro though #in case you were expecting the actual bribob and/or the guts berserk X stan southpark yaoi & breaking bad cameos to continue forever

they should make english majors study bribob

#just read it in one sitting. i almost couldnt #and this is me. the person who easily read all 2800 pages of alfie in a single sitting

knifefightscene

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

knifefightscene

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

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