Aaron JP91

Pop Punk Enthusiast 🎸🍻

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

[depsidase]

[gaybichon]

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

[everythingfox]

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

(Source)

[loonyloopylisa]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

[chthonicillness]

johnny cash but it’s spelled johnny ca$h like how kesha used to be ke$ha. send tweet

[dankmemeuniversity]

[viejospellejos]

[keyworldwide]

[kvisxr]

what’s the capitol of thailand

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

when will my DS stylus return from the war

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

[stability]

[lolwtfmemes]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important