A Real Banana Train

I like trains, bananas and horses. I love a lot of different music. My real name is Michael, but you can call me Mikey. I have no life other than being a page admin on Fb

[thequeenofthewinter]

Author: *sees character is having a bad time*

Author: *looks at character with pity*

Also author: *pours gasoline over character and lights match* *roasts marshmallow over the fire*

[nature-travel-photography]

Cherry Blossoms with Mount Fuji - Yamanashi [OC][1853x2316] - Author: JordanMccphoto on reddit

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

*tasted

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

They did NOT put me on the grill

[urboygirlfriend]

third base is sobbing in front of ur partner

[log4]

that's what it is in baseball too

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[m-e-t-h-a-m-p-h-e-t-a-m-i-n-blog]

[museofaesthetics]

i want a soft connection. i want to be asked how my day went and if i need anything. i want forehead kisses. i want the back of my hand kissed at red lights. i want to be asked how i’m mentally feeling. i want to hold hands everywhere we go. i want romantic gestures. i want my hair played in at the most unexpected moments. i want silent eye connections that lead to smiles. i want to take random walks.

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[awbrainno]

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

[thegenderal]

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Asperagus Industries rubber band game is on point

[rosescentbreeze]

[memewhore]

[boy-so-pale]

[likeabosspimp]

[wizardysseus]

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence