twitter is dying

[ohfuckoffplease]

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[cruellesummer]

You're on Your Own, Kid inspired lock screens

feel free to use them as lock screens/wallpapers but PLEASE don't repost them onto other platforms or use them as part of your own edits.

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Article titles doing a really good job documenting Elon Musk’s first days as Twitter owner I think

[gofightwin]

all that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing

[charmedslayer]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) The One Where Underdog Gets Away

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I know that we here on tumblr have had our posts stolen and rewritten by many a twitter user, and that they speak of of tumblr as a hellsite (derogatory) when it is really a hellsite (affectionate)

But now that Elon owns twitter, we must welcome new and returning users with open arms.

Every twitter user converted is one step closer to Elon Musk pulling a yahoo and loosing 99% of Twitters value.

[arcane-machine]

Twitter is a literal cesspit but at least you get to see Stephen King tell elon musk to fuck off causing musk to beg Stephen King for $8

Followed by the funniest self own I’ve seen in a while

[funnytwittertweets]

[persimnon]

HELP

[glidebylilychouchou]

me

[abandaa]

so funny this lasted 10 minutes

[afeelgoodblog]

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via amyschumersucks)

[wulfhalls]

1.01 II 7.04

[dcmultiverse]

Man of Steel (2013)