[rpfofficial]

but if i gave up on being silly i wouldn't know how to be alive

[gamora-borealis]

literally all you have to know about dan and phil's relationship is that they are soulmates/life companions. people can discuss all they want like are they queerplatonic? a monogamous couple? in an open relationship? but like... none of that changes what they mean to each other. they've been together for 14 years and designed a house and share living and working space. Dan waxes poetic in interviews about how their relationship is deeper than any typical human relationship... they literally posted a joint nude for April Fools and Dan gave Phil an "Official DILF" cake for his birthday, and that's just a couple highlights of what's happened THIS YEAR. like they are so comfortable and committed to each other, that's all that matters. it actually makes me go a little insane just thinking about it...

[confusedass]

seeing dan and phil being so openly queer is really fixing something inside of me

[jadedaceofspades]

[simplysebby]

I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

blog like no one's following you

[abandonedlom]

blog for my one and only follower who is also my friend irl

[sabertoothwalrus]

somethin I've noticed

[abandonedlom]

I had to say it

[fatalplants]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

[ot3]

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

[pengychan]

#im the director bitch not the actor

don’t hide this in the tags that’s exactly it

[ashstfu]

the desire to be in a relationship only comes around when you’re about to sleep, on the journey home alone, sundays, after the club, when it’s raining, winter, at the cafe, today, tomorrow and yesterday

[lmaonade]

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

[stuckinapril]

How I sleep knowing I am not responsible for the version of me in people’s heads

[greelin]

if someone kissed their knuckles before punching me in the face well………………….. i shan’t say it.

[abandonedlom]

Reentering my tumblr era 🚪🚶‍♂️