Is This A Kissing Book?

Abby//21//East-Michigan Mermaid//

[heyepiphora]

Masturbation memories: A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

It’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm room and typed up my very first sex toy review. My blog is now a teen, the same age I was when I fell in love with a girl for the first time. Should I be asking my blog about its sexuality? Honey, you know you can come to me with anything.

I could yammer on about how different everything was back in 2007, because BOY WAS IT, but there are more pressing matters here, such as getting free sex toys into your hands! I’ve gathered 50 prizes for this giveaway, and I can’t wait to bestow them upon you.

Enter to win now! (ends 10/27) 

[heyepiphora]

GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+! 

Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!

Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! 

[abby-lemon]

I wish i didn't feel so replaceable

[abby-lemon]

[thesubmissive-indoctorination]

Booty rubs to calm anxiety. Fingers in your pussy to release stress.

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

giving you head to relieve you from your long day

[fancybidet]

Thea Proctor “Women with fans” 1930

Is this not totally delicious??

[ruinedchildhood]

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[ink-pedia]

Pony Reinhardt

[bizzyketto-sgh]

Everyone who reblogs this will get a private PM

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

[heroesnewday]

Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ classic is immortalized as you’ve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism. AVAILABLE HERE

[cityrulers]

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[immodestbanana-blog]

Let’s go to New Zealand.

[waggtoon]

I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.

[femmedplume]

I have a feeling this is gonna get a LOT of use in the next four years.

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[begoodtakecare]

i love this so much

[createdlove]

[missboston1399]

And my new dick gets me wetta. Aye

[travitrav]

She bodied this

[abby-lemon]

Snip snip