Shut your mouth

Day in the life of a Dingdong.

[fuckyeahtattoos]

Tattoo by Neto Lobo

- Estúdio Osso Tattoo - Curitiba/PR - Brazil

www.facebook.com/neto.lobo

https://www.facebook.com/estudioosso

http://estudioosso.tumblr.com/

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

[fuckyeahtattoos]

radish bunches!

by Kirsten Holliday, Wonderland Tattoo, Portland, OR

http://kirstenmakestattoos.tumblr.com

http://wonderlandtattoospdx.tumblr.com

[abbydingdong]

bootydancin, thought of you when I saw this. Cause of those kick ass illustrations. 😊

[abbydingdong]

I want this snapchat to make it to buzzfeed. P.S. This is my snapchat game at all times so if ur interested. hmu.

[dxvilsmurdock]

[abbydingdong]

What defined my "lion years"

[gallowhill]

[hatefulandhollow]

Tim Taylor, Domestic Erosion, 2003

[creeping-in-the-dark]

Just watch it.

[imtakingafuckingbreak-deactivat]

oh……my fucking

[katiefab]

No, seriously. Watch the video.

[theparadoxymoron]

but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways? 

[howaboutbees-deactivated2019041]

HERE’S THE LINK TO SOLAR FREAKIN’ ROADWAYS GUYS

[astranaut]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[makkon]

I WANT THIS FUTURE

[hallogreenmod]

yes

[worsethanmyotherblog]

[5titties]

my dogs gave me a lecture today

[nekomancrr]

[abbydingdong]

Ellen Page for The Hollywood Reporter

[rukimedesu-deactivated20171108]

[confusum-deactivated20151020]

i literally think about this scene all the time i swear

[abbydingdong]

HhahahahahahahahahHhahHhHahUansuqnJH

[atomos]

[scoutgray-deactivated20131121]

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

[calins]

i think I am going to cry

[whoa-nature]

A very punk Mary River Turtle.

[abbydingdong]

Hahahahaah

[abbydingdong]

Growing up I tried to smile like American Girl dolls and only show two teeth b cuz I thought it was kyoot. Turns out it just looks like I'm trying to unscrew the lid to a pickle jar.

[abbydingdong]

Love. Very love.

[yungterra-blog]

bananas ROTAT E

banan a

rotato faster banana

go

g      O

can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

[buzzfeed]

This was incredible year for super creepy messages on dating sites.