ABIGAIL (2024) SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ Fuck. That’s not part of the plan. ❜
❛ You grab me like that again, I may have to respond. ❜
❛ Y’all might want to hold on to something. It’s about to get real accelerated in this bitch. ❜
❛ You know the rules. No real names, no backstories, and keep the grabass to a minimum. ❜
❛ I’m like a expert at reading people. ❜
❛ Wow. You might be the least perceptive person I’ve ever met. ❜
❛ Crisp $100 bill, you can tell me one true thing about me. ❜
❛ You’ve basically got a fucking neon sign over your head that reads “muscle.” ❜
❛ That’s cheap, considering you come from money. ❜
❛ Don’t ever fuck with me. I will know. ❜
❛ Can you take the blindfold off? It’s really tight. ❜
❛ We’re keeping you here until your father gives us some money. ❜
❛ Do you know who my father is? ❜
❛ Can you promise me you’re not gonna let anybody hurt me? ❜
❛ I pinkie promise you that I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you. ❜
❛ I’m sorry about what’s gonna happen to you. ❜
❛ Oh, my God, you’re gonna be a real pain in my ass, aren’t you? ❜
❛ I don’t scare easy, so when I do, I pay attention. ❜
❛ I like you. You’re scary, though. ❜
❛ What’s going on? What’s going on is that we are fucked. ❜
❛ What if we just, like, you know, like, give her back and say sorry? ❜
❛ If seven million per person isn’t worth the risk, then what is? ❜
❛ Everyone stay alert. Any threat is gonna come from outside, so we set a perimeter and we hold it. ❜
❛ Hey, listen. I don’t trust any of these other fucks. So let’s watch each other’s backs. ❜
❛ Why do you have a dick on your face? ❜
❛ It looks like a fucking wild animal ripped him apart. ❜
❛ I, for one, would like to revisit the cut-and-run idea. ❜
❛ This whole thing is a trap. ❜
❛ Can you pinkie promise me that you’re not keeping a secret? ❜
❛ We’re gonna get through this. ❜
❛ Why’d you do it? Bring us here to kill us. ❜
❛ I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but you don’t sound very calm right now, Little Miss Paranoid, so forgive the precaution. ❜
❛ Wow. You got a lot going on up there, but your brain’s not quite putting it together, huh? ❜
❛ You’re not as smart as you think you are. ❜
❛ Fucking put it down. I’d really prefer not to have to fucking shoot you. ❜
❛ We kidnapped a fucking vampire. ❜
❛ Someone has been messing with us ever since we got here. ❜
❛ We got to get out of here. There’s got to be another way. ❜
❛ Okay. What do we know about vampires? ❜
❛ What are we talking about, like Anne Rice or True Blood, you know, Twilight? Very different kind of vampires. ❜
❛ Okay, how do we kill a vampire? ❜
❛ Hey, we got a real fucking situation here. So I don’t give a shit what you think. Either you’re helping us, or you’re dead weight. Which is it? ❜
❛ There’s pool cues in the game room. Go sharpen ’em into stakes. ❜
❛ I’m not betting our lives on your fucking hunch. ❜
❛ All right, let’s go kill us a fuckin’… vampire. ❜
❛ You’re so bloody and so gross. ❜
❛ Oh, if you fucking say, “I told you so.” ❜
❛ Listen, you sit here and bleed, or you trust me. ❜
❛ I’ll kill you fucking fucks! I’ll rip your fucking heads off and gorge myself on your blood! ❜
❛ I’ve had a few centuries of experience. ❜
❛ Tell us how to get out of here, and we’ll let you go. ❜
❛ Hey, what’s gonna happen to me? Am I gonna turn into a vampire? ❜
❛ We would never have taken you if we knew who your father was. ❜
❛ Haven’t you wondered why I brought you all here? ❜
❛ If this is about revenge, why didn’t you just kill us? Why’d you bring us here? ❜
❛ What can I say? I like playing with my food. ❜
❛ If you touch that door, I will shoot you. ❜
❛ Fuck that shit. I’m not staying down here…with that. ❜
❛ Open the door, and I’ll let you keep all your blood. Oh. Organs, too. ❜
❛ Wait. A deal’s a deal. ❜
❛ Still gullible at your age, you fucking freak? ❜
❛ That’s why I took this job. With that money, I can start over, you know? ❜
❛ God, everybody’s got to be a fucking victim now. ❜
❛ Oh, I’m sorry. Did I hit a fucking nerve? ❜
❛ You got any other bright ideas, Nosferatu? ❜
❛ Goddamn it. Why did you all listen to me? This isn’t gonna work. This is so fucking stupid. ❜
❛ You got people out there that you care about? ❜
❛ You and me. You’re my friend. ❜
❛ Lot of painful memories. But it’s never too late to make new ones. ❜
❛ I brought you back here to offer you a deal. ❜
❛ You fucking set me up. ❜
❛ You can die here, or you can help me kill [name]. ❜
❛ Yes, drink, and you’ll be one of us. ❜
❛ Well, well, well. Look who came to join the party. ❜
❛ Here’s the thing about being a vampire. It takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit. ❜
❛ I came when you needed me. I’m here now. ❜