I'm So Obsessed

Mars • he/him • 16 • I hyperfixate on things so have fun with that • Amperstan • Liable to talk about gay people at any given moment • Co-# 1 Maychael fan with Phi • @the_modern_shakespeare on AO3

[the-modern-shakespeare]

Hello, old sports, and welcome to my blog.

The name’s Mars, pronouns he/him. I write a lot, reblog, occasionally draw, and always hyperfixate... I'm So Obsessed. Undiagnosed, but I have OCD, anxiety, depression, dysphoria, dysmorphia, and autism, among other possible things. @the_modern_shakespeare on ao3. Panromantic asexual trans guy.

I will block you if I feel so inclined.

Here are my special interests!

Gravity Falls (my #1, ALWAYS)

& Juliet (<333)

The Great Gatsby

William Shakespeare & his works

Current Hyperfixation(s): & Juliet, The Great Gatsby, Beetlejuice (the musical), one of the books I'm writing (currently unnamed)

Other Shows: The Owl House, Amphibia, DuckTales 2017, Agatha All Along, Julie and the Phantoms, Psych, How I Met Your Mother, Castle, Schitt's Creek, Sanders Sides, The Good Place, Friends (on season 2), New Girl (on season 3), etc.

Other Musicals: Hadestown, Beetlejuice, Wicked, Heathers, 9 to 5, Legally Blonde, Addams Family, (I acted in those last two!), etc.

ao3 links to my fics (all things related to fics can be found under corresponding fic name tag) (all chapters of See the Light are posted on tumblr) (all Verona fic related posts are just tagged under #verona mae atwood):

See the Light (Gravity Falls)

As I Grow Up Without You, I Miss It, I Miss You (& Juliet)

I Never Knew What Home Was... Until I Met You (& Juliet Sonaverse)

But In The End, Everything Falls Apart (& Juliet Sonaverse)

Nightmares Are Just Dreams Soaked In Blood (& Juliet Sonaverse)

Nightmares Are Just Dreams Soaked In Blood [CLEAN] (& Juliet Sonaverse)

And Death Is Just The Stopping Of A Heart (& Juliet Sonaverse)

Running Means I Never Have To Feel, But If I Run, I'll Never Heal (& Juliet Sonaverse)

And If I Let Your Magic Sweep Me Up? (& Juliet Sonaverse)

My beloved mutuals <3 (sorry for the tag):

@graymatterwithacomplex @goatsandpals @writingnotes520 @montygatorguy @kittycatsfromzolar @dipperpines-kin @virginia-oficial @breadward27 @possiblyahuman0 / @tatofry @maggiemaexoxo @wi-11-ow @azrantimes @violet-prism-creatively @luminary-tragedian @gaysasterology @thenepticmancer @captainjackscoat @bellamay-ofwoodsbeyond @yourboywitch @swanny-draws @astronomically-gay @reddthecat @lov3lyriki @livieloulou @sunnieedaze @pixcmint @pal-the-theater-creature / @pal-the-professional-fool @pillow-chicken @yikes-kachowski @sep1st1989 @dykenlutz @heyyowesterberg @sawyer72 @s3rutan @xd3ardiaryxx @notthearcher11 (<- my dumbass sister /lh) @emssawyer @marecreations @krow-offical @asamialoves @m1l0-58 @itsmyknife @nonmanprince @a-petal-on-a-stream @lemonycrimes @hecateabadeer @waveridertenno @catsbypawty @loonylupin2 @st4rry-s3rp3nt-sp4re @andwhatofblog @coldthrenody @unknownundertalefan64 @aspiringroadkill28 @arynowl @lifes-better-on-venus

(If I forgot to tag you, I'm sorry. Y'all are amazing.)

I have a rp blog for my &J sona! @verona-mae-atwood

Hope you enjoy my blog! Have a wonderful day!

[the-modern-shakespeare]

I just think life would be better if I didn’t want love so badly. Can I just put a pause on that for a little while. I think I got started yearning too young I can’t take much more of this

[the-modern-shakespeare]

Nothing like dreaming about a random dream girl liking you and waking up to texts from a friend who ACTUALLY has a girl who likes him to make you feel miserable

[the-modern-shakespeare]

And now said basically-girlfriend that he has is reading my pathetic “stop rubbing her in my face” texts. Great

[valtsv]

it's not my preferred way to engage with media but a ship dynamic i do have a fondness for is what i've taken to calling "the poor man's rpf", ie: when two (or more) people could viably be the source of lurid speculative fiction and tabloid journalism about the nature of their relationship in the reality they inhabit

[valtsv]

"isn't this technically all ships" well yes but it's about context. the characters need to be famous (or infamous) enough that they could reasonably be the subject of headlines like the one featuring matt damon and ben affleck from which the phrase "which could mean nothing" originated. they need to be getting the dan and phil treatment from mentally unwell fans on social media forums. the conspiracy theories formed about them should make gaylors look rational and sane.

[valtsv]

and tbh? it's funnier if they're NOT hooking up before finding the rpf prompts them to actually consider it

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[jayscarraway]

Often I forget that Portland almost always refers to Portland, Oregon. The other Portland, shall we say.

[jayscarraway]

is 3.5k too short for a fic chapter

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!

[lyricwritesprose]

You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[mokozroach]

born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

[mokozroach]

born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

[mokozroach]

born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

[auxins-insanities]

this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[everything-you-feel-is-real]

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

[depsidase]

[crabussy]

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit