a small misunderstanding
Alan: Bro, I accidentally sent my boss a heart emoji. James: That’s not that bad. Alan: It was at 2 am. James: Ohkay, that’s a little awkward. Alan: And the message just said, “Thanks for tonight.” James: Wait, what? Alan?! Alan: I meant thanks for covering my shift! James: Why were you texting at 2 am? Alan: I forgot to say it earlier! James: So instead of waiting until morning, you chose to do it in the middle of the night and cause chaos? Alan: I panicked! I thought if I didn’t send it, I’d forget again. James: So now your boss thinks you’re either in love or in a secret underground fight club. Alan: Why fight club?? James: “Thanks for tonight ❤️” sounds like you two just finished either a date or a mission. Alan: Stop making it worse. James: Did your boss reply? Alan: Yeah. James: What did your boss respond? Alan: “Please keep communication work-related.” James: Oh no. Alan: With a thumbs up. James: The corporate thumbs up is colder than being left on read. Alan: I’m quitting. James: No you’re not. Alan: I can’t face him. James: Just act normal. Alan: What is normal after sending your boss a romantic thriller text?? James: Tomorrow when you see him, just say, “Sorry about the heart emoji, that was meant for my grandma.” Alan: That's suspicious and even worse. James: You’re right. Now he’ll think you text your grandma at 2 am saying “Thanks for tonight ❤️.” Alan: I hate you. James: It’s okay. Just send a follow-up. Alan: What do I say?? James: “Apologies, that was sent in error.” Alan: That sounds like I texted him when I was drunk. James: Well it's better than sounding like you proposed.

















