five - Abel Township Runner

[kaoticfive]

I havn’t seen this being circulated on here so if you ain’t seen it yet please watch for the love of god!!!!!

[dandalf-the-disco]

i made two lock screen things for myself from photos i snapped on runs last week; wasn’t originally going to share them but what the hell, if any other fives want broody finnish forest aesthetics on their phones feel free to grab? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thestudentconservationist-blog]

Consistency...

Consistency…

The day I’m able to stick to a plan for more than a month is the day I’ll become an unstoppable force and probably take over the world or something.

So I’m in the mood to write again and there are some topics that have been on my mind recently that I want to write about so we shall see, maybe I’ll actually get more than one or two posts out before my brain moves on to other things.

Here’s an idea…

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[wei--wuxian]

does anyone else understand the very specific emotion that is just….. Lord of the Rings ?? like.. do you ever just think about it or imagine reading the books or something, and you just feel it… idk what else to call it other than the LotR emotion…

[wei--wuxian]

two kinds of people

[createdbytinyaddiction-deactiva]

A friend: If you were part of Infinity War you would beat Thanos on your own.

Me:

Why do you think that?

A friend:

You can‘t do a single push up but as soon as Thanos lays a hand on Steve Rogers you would turn into a f*cking Ninja.

Me: I‘m gonna rip his purple head off if he dares to touch my husband

[helpimanspnfan]

Amoosed…

Anonymoose…

Christmoose…. 

Famoose…. 

Scare a moose! Scare a moose! Will you do the fandango!

I NEED MORE OF THESE!

[armadabrontzman]

a mood

[princessparadoxical]

Headcanon that Dirk Gently keeps swapping the mystery squad car without their knowledge.

The corvette gets swapped out for the jeep for case-related reasons and Todd’s fine with that, they needed to go off-road and the corvette wasn’t the most practical of cars anyway.

But then the jeep gets swapped for a funky little bubble car and the Rowdy 3 give them shit for ages .

Dirk picks Todd up in a CIA van and Farah spends a solid month making spot checks whenever they leave the apartment (Farah would not mind if they ended up with another sports car).

Dirk goes through a phase where he picks the mystery squad car based on colour (“the universe needs us to have this yellow car, Todd!”). Todd is convinced that he’s just picking cars to match whatever brightly-coloured leather monstrosity he’s wearing that week.

Amanda’s waiting for them to end up with a black Impala (she enjoyed the first few seasons of Supernatural).

Dirk makes vague noises about getting a Segway and the rest of the mystery squad confiscate his credit card.

Dirk finally pulls up outside the Ridgely Building in the DeLorean DMC-12 from Back to the Future and Todd is genuinely concerned that they’re going to start time-travelling again and never stop.

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

[toomanylokifeels]

Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling. 

[cyberpunknoire]

Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. :) Loki: What’s that? Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard? Loki: !!!!!!!!

[tanoraqui]

my favorite part is that nobody questioned Loki surviving that experience. Thor sent him in there with the comfortable confidence of Loki’s cockroach-like ability to cause the apocalypse and sneak out before it got bad, Loki didn’t try to pretend that this was dangerous, absolutely nobody ever commented…

[systlin]

So at work someone just brought up the Tide Pod thing as proof that kids these days are dumb and I pointed out the fact that the fad in the 1920′s was to swallow whole live goldfish (look it up, my grandparents told me about it years ago, it was a Thing.)

And of course some kids choked to death on live goldfish. 

He didn’t believe me until he looked it up on his phone. And then he was just quiet for a minute and said “Ok maybe people have just always done dumb shit” and the glow of victory is going to carry me until lunch. 

[systlin]

If any of you doubt me. 

and I lied it was 1940 so sue me

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Dogs on the 4th

[jennsens]

Reluctant birthday boy since 2002 (o˘◡˘o) [x][x]

[spaceseinensam]

first season of grimm in a nutshell

[marsapartment]

reasons why nick burkhardt is the most underrated fantasy series protagonist ever:

gets shit done

looks like he hasn’t slept in twenty-eight hours but 

still hot as fuck

super chill with the fact that half of Portland thinks he gonna behead them and murder their children

doesn’t constantly complain about his problems

has this lil smile that’s super cute

treats women right

basically has spidey senses

will straight up kill a man but it’s still super chill

[fyoht]

[milkshake-fun-deactivated202007]

In a group of fitness friends, I'm Sebastian