We’re supposed to help fix things

what’s up, i’m mae, i’m 27, and i never fucking learned how to stop loving amanda brotzman

[themilanobitch]

some tom cardy out of context because I just think he's neat

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ruinedchildhood]

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[stargazing-zani]

In universe Project Hail Mary memes upon ye

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Stupid ugly statement

[chefpyro]

oh

[u-flame]

FUCKING

[dragongirlpaws]

TERRIBLE POST OP

[mountainofcookies]

Not again

[samsung-music-official]

I fucking hate this

[greenekangaroo]

Truely. A loss.

[totally-india]

I must subject my mutuals to this

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[j-train13]

Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:

It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."

After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”

On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.

The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.

While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.

When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.

At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.

On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).

While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

During the call with the ISS the Artemis crew asked the ISS crew what they were eating so they could prepare the same food and "share" the meal with them. So both crews had spicy green beans and mango salad.

I don't know why this particular event has struck me as much as it has. It's an almost childlike gesture but I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. I just love the desire to invoke the sensation of sitting down together and share a meal even though they're 200,000 miles apart (on Earth the furthest apart you can possibly be from another person is just under 13,000miles btw).

[intellectually-voluptuous]

I’ve also really enjoyed all their playful exchanges with Mission Control!

All of the times CAPCOM (the capsule communicator aka the person interfacing directly with the crew) said “Copy x” with x being something sweet/funny (copy moon joy, copy heart, copy bracelet, etc)

At the end of the crew’s days, they realized they kept saying goodnight but then having to call back afterward, which led to an ongoing bit one evening where the crew or CAPCOM would be like “good night! for now…” or “good night until 5 minutes from now:)”

Reid asking CAPCOM to include a request for about 20 more superlatives into the mission report, so he had new words with which to describe the moon the next day

“AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE” :’)

This one wasn’t playful, but. the choked-up CAPCOM response to Christina’s message on re-establishing comms after the lunar flyby, “Integrity, from Earth - our single system, fragile and interconnected - we copy. Those of us that can, are looking back.”

[beardedmrbean]

Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Post by Time Capsule Tales: "Rick Astley &the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage aand just pulled him up to do the song." Video is as described by the post.]

[plangentia]

20 years of neil !!!

[home-and-having-tea]

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

[home-and-having-tea]

Gotta do everything my damn self in this house smh

[home-and-having-tea]

On my Martian bullshit again

[home-and-having-tea]

The people have spoken! More memes for yall.

[fireflylies]

I’ve been inspired

[fireflylies]

Space Pirate Edition

[home-and-having-tea]

HI, OP HERE. YOU GET IT. YOU UNDERSTAND MY VISION. THESE ARE EXCELLENT. MEMES APPROVED.

[fireflylies]

IM SO SORRY IVE BEEN ENCOURAGED

[home-and-having-tea]

YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT. I, OP, HEREBY PROMOTE YOUR MEMES TO CANON

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Fun fact

After my response, O.P. said “YOU RUINED MY POST” and that’s the one reblog I wish I could find

[doomsday-dj]

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

[kuttithevangu]

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

[savouryduck]

As to fragmented literal similarity, the court found it inapplicable because the language fragments Freeman identified—phrases such as “things that go bump in the night,” “my blood freezes in my veins” and “like a sack of potatoes”—were ordinary words and common phrases not subject to copyright protection. The court also rejected Freeman’s theory that the asserted similarities, taken collectively, produced a protectable selection or arrangement that Crave appropriated.

[steverogersnotebook]

Ultimate Tag Team - Extreme Body Slam

[stevie-quivive]

I’ve stared at this gifset for two minutes because of how Sebastian curls into a ball to get out of the shot… jUST LOOK AT HIM