die monster you don't belong in this world

I am a vampire hunter, born and raised to fight the horrid Count Dracula! With my holy whip, the Vampire Killer, the day he meets me shall be his last! An indie Richter blog, occasionally will doodle things and possibly in the future, a cosplay blog. OC-friendly and NSFW-friendly, please read my rules! Feel free to ask for requests!

[abelmontinthecastle]

[[ Back from MetroCon, but I might not be around as much in the next week or so. I'll try to be, but I'm not 100% positive. ]]

[abelmontinthecastle]

-follows behind Trevor and throws flour on husband-

[richterplz]

abelmontinthecastle:

[abelmontinthecastle]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIVING ROOM, ANNETTE?!

…Do you remember when Maria was little and she used to make pillow forts? Well, it’s kind of like that. Except the entire room…

What? Why is the living room a pillow fort?

[richterplz]

Because I don’t know how to entertain little boys other than to give them blankets and pillows and chairs… I thought it would be fun for Trevor. Maria always liked it…

[abelmontinthecastle]

I didn't know Trevor was here, but you are a menace, both of you are. I'm so gross and covered with flour and water and feathers.

[abelmontinthecastle]

-pets hair-

//dies and exposes belly to//

[abelmontinthecastle]

//casually chucks a water balloon at

//gaspS…//

TREVOR……….

//WET.//

[abelmontinthecastle]

It was good reasoning and Richter just grins before he flicks the leftover ick on his hands at Trevor’s face. “There, payback.”

[asklittletrevor]

The boy yelped, huffed, and stomped into Richter’s living room…

…and promptly returned with a pillow, which was used to smack Ricther upside the head.

[abelmontinthecastle]

There was a startled yelp and he's struck with the pillow and collapses, his arms flailing around and he spits at the feathers on his face.

[abelmontinthecastle]

-follows behind Trevor and throws flour on husband-

[richterplz]

abelmontinthecastle:

[abelmontinthecastle]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIVING ROOM, ANNETTE?!

…Do you remember when Maria was little and she used to make pillow forts? Well, it’s kind of like that. Except the entire room…

What? Why is the living room a pillow fort?

[abelmontinthecastle]

-follows behind Trevor and throws flour on husband-

[richterplz]

Richter. You just came here for a good time…

…are you honestly feeling attacked yet?

[abelmontinthecastle]

I’m wet and sticky with flour, yes, YES, I am attacked.

[richterplz]

This is good practice for when we have kids, sweetheart. You don’t want to see the living room…

[abelmontinthecastle]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIVING ROOM, ANNETTE?!

[abelmontinthecastle]

//casually chucks a water balloon at

//gaspS…//

TREVOR……….

//WET.//

[asklittletrevor]

Safe to say, the child regrets nothing. The shit-eating grin on his face was proof enough of that.

[abelmontinthecastle]

Richter shakes his head and he tries to get the water-flour combo out of his hair, puffing up his cheeks. 

"W-what was that for?!"

[asklittletrevor]

"…Because I can?" Trevor shrugged. He was feeling mischievous…and may or may not be on a sugar high. Who knew.

[abelmontinthecastle]

It was good reasoning and Richter just grins before he flicks the leftover ick on his hands at Trevor's face. "There, payback."

[abelmontinthecastle]

-follows behind Trevor and throws flour on husband-

[richterplz]

Richter. You just came here for a good time…

…are you honestly feeling attacked yet?

[abelmontinthecastle]

I'm wet and sticky with flour, yes, YES, I am attacked.

[fuckyeahroleplayshipperbunny]

[abelmontinthecastle]

//casually chucks a water balloon at

//gaspS…//

TREVOR……….

//WET.//

[asklittletrevor]

Safe to say, the child regrets nothing. The shit-eating grin on his face was proof enough of that.

[abelmontinthecastle]

Richter shakes his head and he tries to get the water-flour combo out of his hair, puffing up his cheeks. 

"W-what was that for?!"

[draculavladtepes-deactivated201]

abelmontinthecastle:

[abelmontinthecastle]

"Nor did your wife seem to mind how perfectly my teeth sank into her flesh."

"Annette likes to be bitten, so what?"

[abelmontinthecastle]

-follows behind Trevor and throws flour on husband-

[abelmontinthecastle]

//casually chucks a water balloon at

//gaspS...//

TREVOR..........

//WET.//

[abelmontinthecastle]

draculavladtepes replied to your post:Also, to the penis length comments I see… My...

((That’s not the vampire killer he’s whipping the creatures of the night with))

 YOU SURE DIDN'T COMPLAIN WHEN I WHIPPED YOU...

[abelmontinthecastle]

Also, to the penis length comments I see…

My dick is 18 inches.

[thevampdad]

[abelmontinthecastle]

[abelmontinthecastle]

Also, to the penis length comments I see...

My dick is 18 inches.

[abelmontinthecastle]

Oh, wow, welcome to all these new faces!