Since people liked this post of Ilya proving to the internet why Shane is a good partner, letâs have a sequel of Shane doing similar
Ilya is in a depression low and the fact that his hockey persona is still âbiggest assholeâ no matter what he does has been getting to him even if he wonât admit it. So Shane posts a photo compilation titled âEvery Reason Ilya Rozanov Is NHLs Biggest Assholeâ
-âBullies his teammatesâ with a picture of Ilya doing a celebratory fist pump next to Haas with his face in his hands, in front of a tv showing Ilya getting first in Mario Kart
-âBullies his competitorsâ with a picture of Ilya laughing and Scott Hunter looking like he wants to set him on fire with his mind as he holds a birthday card labeled âWoah! You made it to 100!â
-âBullies Hayden Pikeâ with a picture of Ilya and Jackie in the lake doing the Dirty Dancing lift while Hayden stands by with his hands on his hips and glaring
-âStealingâ with a group of pictures of Ilya wearing a Hollander 24 hoodie, wearing the Canadian Olympic fleece, and wearing one of Shaneâs old jerseys
-âDramaticâ with a picture of Ilya in a feather boa at a karaoke night at a gay bar, eyes closed as he is clearly belting out some song
-âTakes jobs away from janitorsâ with a picture of Ilya in an arena post-game and picking up litter people dropped in the hallway
-âBad role model to youthâ with a picture of Ilya and a kid at one of the camps sticking their tongues out at each other
-âChild abuseâ with a picture of Ilya playing paintball with a group of young boys
-âAnimal abuseâ with a picture of Ilya bathing an unhappy Anya in a kiddie pool in the backyard
-âDisturbing local wildlifeâ with a blurry picture of Ilya running away from a Canada goose
-âEncourages cavitiesâ with a picture of Ilya letting trick or treaters take handfuls of candy from a bowl
-âUnfair sales tacticsâ with a picture of Ilya taking pictures with people at a Girl Scout cookie sale table, the table surrounded by a crowd of people waiting and holding cookie boxes
-âTrespassingâ with a picture of Ilya shoveling a neighbors driveway
-âFashion crimesâ with a picture of Ilya in a pink baseball hat, a neon orange tank top, jorts, and neon green crocs
-âNot helpful at puzzlesâ with a picture of Ilya and David in front of a one thousand piece puzzle, both with their faces in their hands, pieces everywhere
-âOnly falls asleep during movies when its his husbands turn to pickâ with a selfie of Shane frowning at the camera and Ilya zonked out asleep on his chest
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