If all else fails remember we always have blasting music at unhealthy decibel levels

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If all else fails remember we always have blasting music at unhealthy decibel levels
is hopeless platonic a thing
a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way
not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny
governor of the colony: hey Iâm gonna go back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone
governer: sees the word âcroatoanâ, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke
hi! op here. Iâm fucking hyperventilating
I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.
She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.
She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.
She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.
She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.
She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.
I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?
Since people liked this post of Ilya proving to the internet why Shane is a good partner, letâs have a sequel of Shane doing similar
Ilya is in a depression low and the fact that his hockey persona is still âbiggest assholeâ no matter what he does has been getting to him even if he wonât admit it. So Shane posts a photo compilation titled âEvery Reason Ilya Rozanov Is NHLs Biggest Assholeâ
-âBullies his teammatesâ with a picture of Ilya doing a celebratory fist pump next to Haas with his face in his hands, in front of a tv showing Ilya getting first in Mario Kart
-âBullies his competitorsâ with a picture of Ilya laughing and Scott Hunter looking like he wants to set him on fire with his mind as he holds a birthday card labeled âWoah! You made it to 100!â
-âBullies Hayden Pikeâ with a picture of Ilya and Jackie in the lake doing the Dirty Dancing lift while Hayden stands by with his hands on his hips and glaring
-âStealingâ with a group of pictures of Ilya wearing a Hollander 24 hoodie, wearing the Canadian Olympic fleece, and wearing one of Shaneâs old jerseys
-âDramaticâ with a picture of Ilya in a feather boa at a karaoke night at a gay bar, eyes closed as he is clearly belting out some song
-âTakes jobs away from janitorsâ with a picture of Ilya in an arena post-game and picking up litter people dropped in the hallway
-âBad role model to youthâ with a picture of Ilya and a kid at one of the camps sticking their tongues out at each other
-âChild abuseâ with a picture of Ilya playing paintball with a group of young boys
-âAnimal abuseâ with a picture of Ilya bathing an unhappy Anya in a kiddie pool in the backyard
-âDisturbing local wildlifeâ with a blurry picture of Ilya running away from a Canada goose
-âEncourages cavitiesâ with a picture of Ilya letting trick or treaters take handfuls of candy from a bowl
-âUnfair sales tacticsâ with a picture of Ilya taking pictures with people at a Girl Scout cookie sale table, the table surrounded by a crowd of people waiting and holding cookie boxes
-âTrespassingâ with a picture of Ilya shoveling a neighbors driveway
-âFashion crimesâ with a picture of Ilya in a pink baseball hat, a neon orange tank top, jorts, and neon green crocs
-âNot helpful at puzzlesâ with a picture of Ilya and David in front of a one thousand piece puzzle, both with their faces in their hands, pieces everywhere
-âOnly falls asleep during movies when its his husbands turn to pickâ with a selfie of Shane frowning at the camera and Ilya zonked out asleep on his chest
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you donât kill yourself
thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i canât be saved
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŠ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŠ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
hate that I was understanding when I shouldâve just been a cunt
fucked that you canât fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle
Opposable thumbs are handy
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over