Headcanons and Fics Masterlist!
Last updated: 24 May 2022
Requests: Headcanons Open, all else closed (rules here!)
Keni
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
dirt enthusiast

oozey mess
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
One Nice Bug Per Day
AnasAbdin
almost home
art blog(derogatory)

blake kathryn
taylor price
noise dept.

Kiana Khansmith
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Jules of Nature
Acquired Stardust
Peter Solarz

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@vanillasakura
Headcanons and Fics Masterlist!
Last updated: 24 May 2022
Requests: Headcanons Open, all else closed (rules here!)
Hi lol
Sorry I abandoned this blog it happened for a couple of reasons I won’t be getting into :p I still love Red Dead that’s not changed.
Updates about me:
-I’m a historian now lol. I’m applying to grad school but most of my time is spent writing historically instead of writing creatively. I also mostly read monographs and stuff now, like a lot more monographs than I ever thought I’d be reading but I enjoy my work a ton!!
-Got pulled back into Love Live hell (your middle school obsession never leaves you it just goes dormant) and got into collecting
-Got bitches irl (made more friends and got a girlfriend) and I’m turning 22 in like a month and a half
Maybe I’ll be back someday! Idk! Will anybody read this? Idk? But yeah that’s it have a good day or night!!!
there's nothing I love more than dumbass John Marston asjhgs
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Pretty obvious given my lack of posts but I’m on hiatus, not sure when I’ll be back
🖤 her
not to be all “think of the children” but the fact that companies can openly admit to using methods to intentionally form addictions in children and we’re not killing their ceos in the streets yet is astounding
when I say “kids now don’t know how to disconnect” or “kids don’t know how to be bored anymore” i don’t mean “kids should sit in a white room in a solitary chair eating saltines and never touch technology” i mean “kids are losing the essential ability to imagine and create their own play because they have a constant 24/7 stream of more overstimulating material than they could ever watch at their fingertips, and when this stimulation is removed they literally don’t know what to do with themselves”
when I say “kids are addicted to video games” I don’t mean “ah these darn kids and their dag-blasted Ataris” I mean “video games are being purposefully designed to squeeze as much money/ad engagement out of the individual consumer as possible and mechanisms like lootboxes and season passes are intentionally engineered to create addiction”
i know it’s purely anecdotal but every time i think about that toddler who told his dad “don’t forget to like and subscribe” at bedtime because he thought it was how you said goodbye to people i feel sick
JEALOUS, FIERCLY PROTECTIVE & TERRITORIAL PROMPTS
feel free to edit pronouns as needed! content warning for some strong language, threats and implied violence.
to each other:
❝ you’re mine. only mine. ❞
❝ i’m all yours. ❞
❝ mine. ❞
❝ yours. ❞
❝ we belong to each other. ❞
❝ you belong to me. ❞
❝ i belong to you. only ever you. ❞
❝ i just didn’t like the way they were looking at you. like you weren’t mine. ❞
❝ you know i’m yours, right? i only have eyes for you. ❞
❝ no one else is ever gonna have a chance with me. you’re it. you’re all i want. ❞
❝ i chose you. and i need you to trust that my decision is final. trust me. ❞
❝ wait are you jealous? ❞
❝ aw, baby. it’s cute when you’re jealous. ❞
❝ i don’t like the way they keep staring at you. ❞
❝ i don’t like how they keep staring at me. ❞
❝ are they making you uncomfortable? i can do something about it. ❞
❝ no one should even get to look at you unless you want them to. ❞
❝ stop— it’s okay. they’re not worth your anger. just kiss me. ❞
❝ stop saying i’m jealous. i’m not— i just. i don’t like having to share. ❞
❝ i’m not jealous, who said i’m jealous? ❞
❝ well if i’m all yours then kiss me like it. ❞
❝ show everyone who i belong to. ❞
❝ i’m gonna remind them you’re mine. ❞
❝ i want everyone here to see that you’re mine. ❞
❝ i want everyone here to see that i’m yours. ❞
❝ hey— look at me. why are you all upset? ❞
❝ you can’t keep getting your feathers all ruffled when anyone else gives me attention. ❞
❝ they don’t deserve you— i don’t deserve you. but at least i’m aware of it. ❞
❝ i promise there’s no one else. you have my heart completely. ❞
❝ hey, is this asshole bothering you? ❞
❝ tell me you’re mine. ❞
to a third party:
❝ get the fuck away from them! ❞
❝ look at them like that again and you’ll won’t be seeing anything. ❞
❝ don’t you dare touch them. ❞
❝ yeah it’s time to walk the fuck away. ❞
❝ you’re gonna lose a finger if you don’t get outta my sight right now. ❞
❝ you heard them, get lost. ❞
❝ lucky for you, i don’t wanna ruin their night. but i see you sniffing around here again you might not be so fortunate. ❞
❝ you wanna lose a limb? beat it, fucker. ❞
❝ see, i woulda left it alone. but you made them fucking cry. so now you’re gonna lose your eyes. ❞
❝ hey, they said ‘no.’ ❞
❝ hey asshole, shut the fuck up or i’ll make you shut up. ❞
❝ what did you just say to them, you little shit? ❞
❝ oh yeah. now you’re all quiet. not so bold when you’re not the toughest guy in the room, huh? ❞
❝ get lost. ❞
❝ go. ❞
❝ leave. before my patience runs out. ❞
❝ get the fuck outta their face. ❞
❝ hey, that’s enough. ❞
actions:
[ CLAIM ] for one muse to possessively place their hands on their shoulders or hips.
[ HOLD ] for one muse to slide their arm around the other in a possessive way.
[ SHELTER ] for one muse to lean into the other’s side or hug them to seek comfort from a crowd or individual while in public.
[ STAKE ] for one muse to protectively and/or possessively stand behind the other to intimidate a third party.
[ RESCUE ] for one muse to intervene upon seeing a third party making the other one uncomfortable.
[ CHASE ] for one muse to interrupt and make a third party leave the other alone out of jealousy/possessiveness.
[ TENSION ] for one muse to get in a fight on behalf of the other.
[ STOP ] for one muse to break up a fight which started because of them.
[ MEND ] for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from protecting them.
[ SCOLD ] for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from fighting over them.
[ CARESS ] for one muse to possessively kiss the other in public.
[ TAKE ] for one muse to passionately kiss the other, fueled by jealousy.
[ TAUNT ] for one muse to flirt with a third party to try and get the other to act possessively.
[ REMIND ] for our muses to have passionate sex meant to remind one party who they belong to.
[ EMBRACE ] for one muse to dominate the other due to possessiveness/jealousy.
[ LINKED ] for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public to stake claim.
[ INTERTWINE ] for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public in a comforting manner.
Elendil from Lord of the Rings : the Rings of Power
I love everything about Numenor, the outfits, the armors, the architecture !
can you fucking imagine being jake pinkman and you live in a pretty nice house with your parents who give you lots of love and attention and always make sure you’re practicing your instrument and doing your homework and hanging out with the right kids. you feel like maybe they don’t know exactly who you are as a person, but they give you attention and come to every tournament and concert and that has to count for something. you have memories of your older brother playing peekaboo with you on long car rides and letting you ride his two-wheeler even though your parents said you were too young for a two-wheeler. your parents sometimes act like these things didn’t happen, but you remember them and that has to count for something. you don’t see your older brother a lot and you hear your parents whispering about him when they think you’ve gone to bed, furiously arguing about things you aren’t familiar with and have to casually ask your friends about at school the next day. and then one day you see a news story. you see photos of a cage, of a grate and a bucket and a leash. your mom tries to rush you out of the room and your dad is scrambling for the remote control, but you see his picture anyway. a mugshot. if you google your last name + albuquerque, that mugshot is one of the first results, but you don’t see him in that flat, poorly-lit photo. you see his eyes (like mom’s) between his fingers. you see him pulling his sleeve down over a new forbidden tattoo and shushing you with a wink. “is he dead?” you ask because they keep showing that chain, that leash, and it’s so much thicker than the one on their old family dog and you’d rather he be dead than chained up like that. “no” your mom finally says, and it’ll be a few months before any one of you can say his name again but you never picture him in the cage—only popping wheelies on a two-wheeler and cutting the crusts off of sandwiches. and that has to count for something.
right?
Red Dead Redemption 2 meets Futurama
Dr butthole has arrived
Arthur popping a beer bottle (with nsfw implications). A birthday present for a dear friend
Dutch, Hosea and Arthur newspapers
The ones by Arthur’s bed.
RDR Manbearpig