we kitten pussy tonight

[todaysbird]

don’t let birding become a wealthy people thing. you don’t need to complete a list of 500+ birds, you don’t need to travel around the world, you don’t need to have seen a species only seen by a handful of people in the wild. it’s OK to just watch the birds in your area, with or without binoculars; gatekeeping birdwatching is ridiculous and i hate to see it

[nightvale-radio-station]

Do not listen to them. They are telling you lies. Close your blinds. Cover your ears. Hide yourself in a corner if you must. Do whatever is necessary to avoid hearing or seeing them.

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[cam-pteryx]

Which one are you? I’m Aerial Fishing

[chikuwathecat]

I decided to sleep on the floor because it was hot.

暑いからぼくは床で寝ることにした。

[disfunctional-casket]

nothing just house cat images

[arinewneanias03]

Henry winter would yell every two seconds at Duolingo I'm sure of it

[papuvesi]

why would you, as a supposedly straight man, care about a motorcycle being too heterosexual for you?🤨

[markv5]

i’m going to kiss u on the mouth

i’m going to kiss u on the mouth

[warlenys]

when you realise how many insane hilson lines were written by one or both of the lesbians on the house md writing team you go oh. so this was actually always properly intended as gay. like liz friedman’s first ever scene is “because you’re a closet case?” “we’re not… together” “he is so self loathing”. her first scene. she got onto the show and went ok the first thing i need to do is make sure everyone knows how fucking gay these guys are. they wrote the down low together. meaning that the proposal scene was written by gay people. wilson knowing the words to a gay musical was written by gay people. the ending of the episode being house and wilson sitting together in their shared apartment with the gay musical song singing “you know you’ll never be lonely with you know who” over the top was a decision made by gay people. there is zero chance that two lesbians on a writing team of over a dozen on a very successful show were doing this to bait a queer audience for money. they’re the ones who gave us the hilson parent dream sequence. the only hilson hug. they were doing everything they could to give us what we wanted. like. we’re so so sorry we’re not in a high enough position to make them fully gay but here have this and this and this and this and this and

[walkingnonentity]

awww house cares so much he's holding wilsons head up as he falls (he just drugged his best friend)

[walkingnonentity]

never seen a man so biteable in my life

[the-tree-line]

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

[thefuturewithoutus]

house will be an absolute dick asshole bitch and wilson will be in the background giggling and kicking his feet and going teeheee!!!!!!!!!! Ohhh house :^)

[ofrainyskiesandviolets]

bunny be like: the stench of poverty has made this financial aid cheesecake taste like shit ://

[meowsapow]

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. an image of a person holding up their arms and praising a glowing sky with a slightly transparent and large reigen arataka from mob psycho 100. edited text on top of this reads "i'm just like jesus but instead of dying on the cross i am scheduled for work tomorrow." end I.D.]

[sliviaplath]

imagine all your pretentious rich friends are having drug fueled orgies in the woods dressed in bedsheets and killing people and you're dying of hypothermia and pneumonia living with a hippie who has a hole in the roof in negative degree winters and you're carving mandolins for him

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

When people say "defund the police is too scary" ask them how scary this graphic is and ask if the funding police get correlates to the conditions in the city or if that same money would be better off reallocated to... Let's say a fucking library