Garashir Whump blog

30s. NSFW. Dark Content. Side Blog. O'Brien is here too. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/DamianFinch

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[capsfromtrek]

[galbee]

[abilugarak]

I know this is an ice cold take but watching TOS was shocking because I thought Kirk was a womanizer before going in and no it turns out he just loves falling in love.

[rdstn]

some drawings of @wesleycrusherapologist's darling little angel Telek who has captured my heart and soul

[abilugarak]

I had a dream I had to draw garak and julian getting married and first I drew garak in a dress and then I started to draw julian in a dress but then I got stressed and worried that wasn't a good idea so I decided to instead put julian in a tuxedo and then also didn't like that idea, and then I thought about putting garak in a tuxedo too, but that also seemed bad, and then I thought "wait... it's star trek... their fancy uniforms are basically dresses" and nodded to myself in triumph as to what to do and then I woke up.

[garaks-padded-bra]

peace and love !!!!!

[axolkitkat]

@garaks-padded-cell

[2mo3cm-man]

[catsharkie-old]

empok nor

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[skrankku]

"We came here as fast as we could Benjamin"

[abilugarak]

I told someone I had gotten deep into star trek and they looked at me and said in a low, memey voice "five hundred cigarettes" and was confused when I stared at them blankly. They faltered and went "isn't that from star trek" and based on... everything I knew about star trek I went "pretty sure it's not. " turns out it's from the orville lmao (understandable confusion honestly). This is the second time this has happened to me. Did you know there's some streamer out there who made up a star trek quote that just doesn't exist. I do now.

[abilugarak]

I think one of the more fascinating aspects of my star trek binge was I went from enjoying the aos movies to absolutely hating them. It feels weird. Like the process of enjoying something made me a bigger hater. Which I guess is logical, just unexpected. I also now have way less respect for every star trek reference I see on TV (which mostly means bbt/young Sheldon, admittedly).

I learned the themes of the shows and went ">:0!!! People have been misinterpreting this shit for DECADES!!"

[abilugarak]

Honestly it's a shame cuz I think the actors are good. Karl Urban as Mccoy filled me with an eternal yearning I will never fully lose. I liked the third movie more than the others cuz of the delightful spones of it all. But whoof, those scripts, man!

[abilugarak]

I think one of the more fascinating aspects of my star trek binge was I went from enjoying the aos movies to absolutely hating them. It feels weird. Like the process of enjoying something made me a bigger hater. Which I guess is logical, just unexpected. I also now have way less respect for every star trek reference I see on TV (which mostly means bbt/young Sheldon, admittedly).

I learned the themes of the shows and went ">:0!!! People have been misinterpreting this shit for DECADES!!"

[abilugarak]

who do you think gives the WORST blowjobs on ds9

Quark

[abilugarak]

These are good points but please know my methodology for picking quark was not "would he want to give a blow job" but instead "would he be bad at it" at which point my first thought was those sharp little teeth of his and went "yep." I think he'd willingly suck dick tho, if you were to concoct the correct scenarios to set it up.

[lady-lazarus-13]

You know he's too proud of those sharp lil teeth to actually be considerate with them. Which is why when he blows Odo, it's been the only time someone with a penis hasn't screamed bloody murder at him

[fatalism-and-villainy]

You know, for all the complaints I see about Garak being "overrated" in DS9 fandom, I actually feel like I see relatively little discussion of Garak outside of the context of Garashir. Shitposts and silly headcanons, sometimes, but not much in the way of serious and lengthy analysis. I'd actually be very interested in seeing more commentary on Garak through the lens of fascism, imperialism, intelligence work and state-sanctioned torture, queerness and masculinity, etc.

[xelbleedsglitter]

13 and I know its not really a character but: Deep Space Nine Station

I’m really awful at things that have to be technical and precise, so I just accepted that and aimed for a sort of impressionistic view of DS9!

[boophisburnhamae]

This episode where they find a human who was adopted by another species after his family was killed in battle and the Federation clearly considers it an insult and a crime that they took the kid really should have been a Worf episode instead of a Picard one