this denobulan weed aint shit

big spirit little dick sealion hate account!!!!!!!!! SEALIONS DNI !!! | he/him | adult | main blog: mostly the stars (trek and wars)

[starfleetshrimps]

jack of all trades master of all of them also

IF YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE I BEAN-SOUPED YOUR SEA LION CONTENT I'M SORRY I'M SURE YOU'RE LOVELY BUT NO IT'S NOT A BIT I REALLY HATE THEM

i put all my bullshit on this blog except;

backstage/theatre tech content/electrical porn with nsfw captions/*some* of the complaining I do about working in behind the scenes entertainment : @backstageshrimps

the only separate fandom blog I have for the leviathan trilogy by scott westerfield specifically because it's super fucking niche and also *kind of* children's media and my main blog is not bound by the rules of propriety (i do everything but rb/post sexually explicit material on) : @perspicacioushrimps

[islandmusic]

whatever. go my scarab

[starfleetshrimps]

Nutrek uniform shirts give everyone very high up perky nipples why?

[kingoftheu]

If Starfleet wasn't gay, why did they headquarter it in San Francisco?

[startrekprodigyfan]

🤔

[pointyeared]

A reunion

[starfleetshrimps]

anyway recently my perfect for tumblr little sibling made a tumblr account, username their full legal name, profile picture their awful cat, somehow found me despite me never telling them my user, liked ONLY a vent post from a month ago, never followed me, and deleted their account right after.

[starfleetshrimps]

the trick is to get high enough to be able to read your own fics as if for the first time because you genuinely didn't realize it was your fic while scrolling ao3

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[redstonedust]

also to be clear bc some people have mentioned it, theres already aspects of peoples appearance that are 10000% exclusive to a specific ideology (a tattoo of a fascist symbol, for example) but i really dont think you can count that as insulting someone based on their appearance because the appearance isn't the problem. idc if the tattoo looks good or bad i care that this person is broadcasting their fascist views to the world. i hope the difference is obvious,

[kbearart]

Do you all see my vision??

(also just wanted to take a shot at interpreting rocky. weird spider/crab/sand dollar beast)

[kbearart]

Do you all see my vision??

(also just wanted to take a shot at interpreting rocky. weird spider/crab/sand dollar beast)

[kbearart]

Do you all see my vision??

(also just wanted to take a shot at interpreting rocky. weird spider/crab/sand dollar beast)

[sirnoblesquid]

Got another one!

[sirnoblesquid]

Mr. Princess

I have nothing else to say

[t4timekeeper]

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

[t4timekeeper]

[starfleetshrimps]

even funnier on mobile it only appears in the preview and when you click on the article he's nowhere.

what are you talking about??? there's no weird goblin man image in the article babe idk what you're talking about. you're just paranoid. do you have some sort of personality disorder? of the paranoid variety?? there's no goblin man image here you're acting super weird...

[midwest-barbarella]

jadzia my beloved

[mango-sherbert]

T'Pring my baby girl you can never make me hate you, I AM HER NUMBER ONE DEFENDER HER AND SPOCK ARE BOTH VICTIMS OF THEIR OWN CIRCUMSTANCE. IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED I GUARANTEE PEOPLE WOULD BE PRAISING SPOCK.

[thejared-23]

Currently watching the voyage home and Chekov is literally always going through it in the star trek movies bro. First he gets evil mind creatures crawling in his ears next he's falling ten metres onto solid concrete and almost dying to 20th century medicine