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“That storm is beginning to scare me.”
“It’s not looking good. What happens if the power goes out?”
“It’s just a bit of rain, it’s not the end of the world.”
“Oh great. It’s raining.”
“What, are you going to melt if you get wet?”
“Did you bring an umbrella?”
“I didn’t bring an umbrella.”
“Good thing I brought an umbrella!”
“I’ve always loved thunderstorms.”
“I’ve always hated thunderstorms.”
“We’ll just have to wait here until it passes.”
“Do you want my scarf? You look cold.”
“It’s too hot to do anything.”
“Please tell me you brought sunscreen.”
“I don’t need sunscreen, I’m fine.”
“The weather is so beautiful today.”
“It’s perfect outside, let’s go for a walk.”
“C’mon, let’s go get some air.”
“I’ve always loved autumn weather.”
“Finally, the leaves are starting to turn.”
“Bring a jacket, it’s chilly out today!”
“I told you that you should’ve brought a jacket.”
“Hi, sorry, I saw you from across the room and had to say hi. Hi.”
“Oops! So sorry. Did I hurt you?”
“I think they gave me your coffee by mistake.”
“Your dress is beautiful.”
“I don’t suppose you have a pen, do you?”
“Where did you get that coat? It’s gorgeous.”
“Is there a problem here?”
“You left your bag behind.”
“Sorry. I didn’t mean to stare.”
“You don’t look good. Are you feeling okay?”
“It’s raining and I don’t have an umbrella.”
“You wouldn’t happen to have seen a pair of sunglasses around, have you?”
“You look hungry, let’s get you something to eat.”
“I don’t get modern art.”
“I’m not sure it’s a great idea to be in this neighborhood after dark.”
“That smells amazing. What is it?”
“I have been trying to come up with a good opening line for a while and keep failing.”
“Could you turn the music down?”
“Can you believe that asshole?”
“Sorry, let me move my stuff.”
“Ooops, I almost forgot that one!”.
“Oh my Gosh, I love this song”.
“Hey pal, I hate to tell you this, I don’t think you’re supposed to be here”.
“Great. I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again. I wasn’t listening”.
“That is against the instructions!!”.
“I don’t know what I’m doing”.
“Be careful. I have been told….it might explode”.
“Come with me if you wanna not die”.
“That is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard”.
“Ah, we gotta write all that down ‘cause I’m not gonna remember any of it”.
“Why are my pants cold and wet?”.
“Well, where can we go where we can’t be found?”.
“Thank you, ______! Your ideas are the best!”.
“I’m not trying to bail…”.
“I read your dumb instructions”.
“Get back to where you were!”.
“I had no idea you’d be here”.
“Would you please be quiet!”.
“YO DIPSHIT GET OVER HERE!”
“How many times do I have to tell you not to knock? Get in here loser.”
“No it’s not okay! I will beat their asses for hurting you!”
“What do you mean no more checkers?”
“Oh just make yourself at home why don’t ya!”
“Can we just stay home and watch sad movies and eat ice cream?”
“You are the biggest loser I know and that’s why we’re friends.”
“Is that my sweater that’s been missing for a month?!”
“Are you crazier then usual or is it just me?”
“Get back here and love me!”
“I’m not okay…I just…want a hug right now.”