Not today Justin
oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
almost home
pixel skylines
todays bird
Sade Olutola
PR's Tumblrdome
d e v o n
Love Begins
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Xuebing Du
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@ablackswansweet
WELCOME TO THE POND THROW ME SOME BREAD BEFORE YOU GO
-Swan (22), they/he/she, your friendly pond resident
-A filthy frenchie :/
-Current hyperfixation/main interest: Dandy's World (i like Scraps especially), the Magnus Archives, Epic the musical (ILIUM IS COMING)
-Artist ( #art , COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! prices are HERE) and writer ( https://archiveofourown.org/users/Chaolina + a tighnari x reader smau)
Come say hi! Send an ask! I don’t usually bite :D
I am so glad that I live in a world with trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and intersex people. Things are hard for all of us right now, but I love you all and I am wishing that things get better and easier for all of us! ❤️
Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?
Project Hail Mary + Sims memes
ughh this comic is so good everyones so CUTE
rating places for a vampire to bite me based on my knowledge of the human vascular system
Neck
10/10
a classic
likely fatal depending on vampire’s aim bc of the super juicy extra tastey jugular vein and carotid artery but go big or go home am i right?
BUT this is also most of the bloodflow to the brain so it will feel like getting choked out which is fun and spicy
decently horny, could be tender or devoted, requires the vampire to hold me close
Inside of Thigh
13/10
H O R N Y
also probably fatal bc of the femoral artery and bc i would die if anyone had their head between my legs
very soft and biteable flesh also perfect for kisses and hickeys before the main event
biting could occur very conveniently before, during or after oral sex and who doesnt love efficiency?
Wrist
8/10
a convenient spot, like a juice box or a kool aid jammer
nice and distal, not likely to be fatal but unfortunately there will be a lot of bones and tendons in the way (unless vampires like to crunch?)
easy to get to on multiple occasions rather than one big deadly ordeal
chaste while still appropriately intimate, not a lot of blood flow but still worthwhile especially for easy cleanup
chest/breast
5/10
this one is only saved by its horny energy
flesh on top of the ribcage isnt highly vascularized and not guaranteed to be soft
weak bloodflow, difficult for the vampire to find purchase, all around not the best for feeding
saved only by the imagery of leaving bites over ones heart or sheer eroticism and could be totally ruined by Freud in a matter of moments
lip
3/10
not a good spot for feeding
provides the quality aesthetic of a bleeding, kiss bruised lip
guarantees that i get to smooch the vampire
easily overshadowed by every other spot on this list
more of an appetizer or a side dish than a main course
@cjsees
Sacrifice for human kind
she’s just like me fr
embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this
Sometimes I check out someone's account and they got really good posts so I forget this is someone's blog and I go post-shopping for 20 minutes. Sorry for the 50 notifications boss I thought you were the best TL I ever had
what did you call it? bust a nut squash? what the fuck is wrong with you man, what is fucking *shoves you* what the fuck is wrong with you? *i have you by the collar and you finally repeat what you said which was "butternut squash"* oh my god. Dude im so sorry. eyes welling with tears im so sorry man im so sorry
i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.
*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3
just made a tier list
If I may add
trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this
Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before
The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room
