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mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406

my growing collection

procastinatingspecter

were--ralph

i think we're going to hit the limit soon

were--ralph

how much lower can we go from here

katelyn-danger

40 PROOF????

jesterbots

people will talk about their local supermarkets like everyone knows what theyre talking about

jesterbots

“oh yeah i went down to bjs to buy some chips” bro you went to fucking where

jesterbots

bjs is what happens to my fucking a penis

britta-perry

freedominwickedness

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

fuckfriendsimfine

How don’t you

huffylemon

no-x-in-nixon

"Your zipper's open."

"It's my lawn."

the-gotheltic-rowan

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

kkachi95

Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other

gaydemigod

Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life

immylovesheripod

Makes me very happy they’ve put all of avatar on netflix I get to relive this cuteness again

memewhore

bronzetomatoes

one more day til the stop sign

mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

girlsmoment

babe wake up new stop sign just dropped

toastbutteregg

i know ur here for the laughs but sometimes we just gotta be real

toastbutteregg

relatablepoetryandquotes

“I love her, and that’s the beginning and end of everything.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald

emopizzarolls

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

9fail

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

holy shit please stop giving movies One Word Titles, ya’ll are fucking with my search results

analog-machine

Me when I saw that fucking post talking about “Robert DiNero in Heat” but it had no indication that they meant the movie anywhere

just-shower-thoughts

An average sliced pineapple doesn’t fit into one can, and a fruit usually gets into two, so while eating canned pineapple, you are sharing one fruit with a strager who bought another can.