In Loving Memory Of ShittyBusDriver

Okay so this will take a sec to explain. Shittybusdriver was an extremely popular gimmick blog like a year or two ago. Then a bunch of other roleplaying bus blogs popped up, starting with mine (goodbusdriver). Then shittybusdriver deactivated and the lore got REAL deep REAL fast. The rp is still out there if you know where to look for it but it’s slowed down significantly. Anyway, as I was shittybusdriver’s first nemesis, I sometimes use their blog to run over people every now and again as a sort of tribute to the original. RIP shitty. You were the worst bus driver we ever knew.

[duckdotcom]

mr explodes-when-exposed-to-air will not be able to join us today. he has passed away. i am so sorry

[evilwizard]

oh no what happened?

[godsperfectwomanforreal]

Got hit by bus

[shittybusdriver]

my bad guys

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cheddar-baby]

Look at me, joyous and smiling *gets hit by

[shittybusdriver]

a bus*

[msboutofcontext]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

It's a shame that J.K. Rowling got run over by that bus on this very day all those years ago. Damned shame.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Oh I think we all know what bus it was

[porterr-robinson]

Are u trans?

Nop, cis.... wait do I hear a fucking bus??

[nepofledgling]

THIS!!

[shittybusdriver]

*hits all these people with my bus*

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

I don't think people who don't drive are allowed to comment on road rage.

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

If you drove you would agree that wanting to swerve and pit maneuver that fucker and take us both out is actually a totally reasonable reaction. And you would appreciate my vice grip on my psyche to not do it.

[goodbusdriver]

Hmm. Never been a problem for me…

[cringe-sonicoc]

That's cuz 9/10 times if a bus crashes into someone it's the other vehicle's fault

[shittybusdriver]

*crashes into you*

[slopmaster9000]

tbh i just block any blog dedicated to just one gag over and over like that shittybusdriver blog from a while back

[shittybusdriver]

*hits you with my bus*

[tlirsgender]

Obsessed with travel vloggers who exclusively go to the middle of fucking nowhere. Like I kindof hate to watch weird trust fund kids run around doing tourist shit for a living but this is different like there's this one guy who's just really into like soviet bus stops and I'm fascinated by him. What leads you there

[crittizen]

[shittybusdriver]

@thecommunismbus

[shittybusdriver]

hey...good job doing what you're doin!

thanks, this gave me the motivation i needed to start selling rare, pre-deactivation shittybusdriver posts as NFTs

[shittybusdriver]

IMPOSTOR

I HAVE BEEN VERY CLEAR ABOUT THAT FROM THE BEGINNING

[content-free]

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[shittybusdriver]

*hits you with my bus*

[depsidase]

[justabusrider]

@shittybusdriver ​can we pick them up? Please? A cosmic horror should always find a place on the shittybus, plus they’re probably a road safety violation just sitting there. I know how much you hate those.

[shittybusdriver]

Hmmmm… I guess I’m not employed by GoodBusInc anymore, anyway… it goes against my sensibilities… but—alright, fine—it can get on the bus. But I’m sending it up to deck 28

[shittybusdriver]

Who are you and what happened to the other shittybusdriver? I started following them like a week ago and then i noticed they vanished

Allow me to introduce myself… I am GOODBUSDRIVER, a subordinate of GoodBus, Inc.

ShittyBusDriver and I go wayyy back—I’ve been around nearly since the beginning, serving as the yin to their yang. They were my nemesis—until two days ago, that is—when out of the blue they deactivated! No one knows how or why…

But regardless; I am (hopefully temporarily) the owner of this blog, and the driver of this bus. I’ve been trying to get things under control, but haven’t had much luck so far… I’m sure I’ll figure it out, though. If I succeed, this bus will become just another of the everyday, normal buses under the ever-beneficent authority of GoodBus, Inc. Wish me luck!

[shittybusdriver]

so if HYPOTHETICALLY the original bus driver were to return, how would they prove themselves as the true bus driver?

well it’s quite simple: I’ll simply ask them to tell me something only Shitty would know! like our anniver— uhh like when we became nemeses for the first time

[shittybusdriver]

There’s these guys, they look like a swat team, but without any sign of being part of a police department or anything, just three arrows pointing into a circle. Anyways their asking people questions and stuff and it’s getting annoying, could you find a way to kick them off?

ah shit, these guys again… Shitty left instructions for what to do when they show up… something about ‘Temporally Displacing them out of Prime Verity?’ This really isn’t my area of expertise… @neutralbusdriver, you got anything?

[neutralbusdriver]

@justthebus darling I know we were bouncing between the Las Vegas strip and ancient Egypt, but it looks like Good needs us to help close up some rifts in the portals to the alternate dimensions

[justthebus]

mmmm FFIne whatever which rifts do we need to close up THIS time

[shittybusdriver]

If you’re looking for a potential origin point for dimensional rifts… I did find this in a locked box simply labeled ‘prophecy’:

It’s probably not as bad an omen as it looks… right, guys?