☄️whatever🦕

A little bit of fucking everything

[squidnoises-deactivated20221012]

Don’t ask me for relationship advice cause I’ll tell you to kill him

[boymiffy]

and when will there be a friday when i AM in love? When.

[flimflix]

[dragongirltitties]

ok

[dragongirltitties]

these dont look like cats

[ballwizard]

im the little guy they put inside your computer to run the software and hold the files and im sooo hungry. you need to download Snacks22_54564.35.53.FreeOnline.244_mzhfhg.No_Virus.zip

[boethiah]

fosters home for blokes who do fuckall

[funnytwittertweets]

[lee-the-eel]

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

[daughter-of-sapph0]

"be not afraid" is just the way people spoke when the bible was rewritten into english. angels don't have a distinct ancient way of speaking. they just speak the same way the people they're speaking to do. what's the point of being a messenger if you communicate in a completely different dialect than the person you're trying to communicate with?

anyway, my point is that a seraph would appear in their true form in front of me and say "hey bitch, stop freaking out"

[horrifying]

by Katie Lionheart

[crazycupid-archive]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The best time to have planted a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Did you plant one 19 years ago? You may as well just go fuck yourself

[memewhore]

[pixie-femdom]

[amargedom]

“You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.”

—

[superarthurl]

[blackgirlsreverything]

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]