Death is temporary. I'll love you forever.

Brie. Bisexual. Jewish. Actor. Writer. Fandom Trash. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING!

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[fyeahhollanov]

heatedrivalrytv 16 Canadian Screen Awards. Including Best Drama Series. What started as a story about rivalry, passion, identity, and love became something far greater than we ever imagined. To our extraordinary cast, crew, writers, director, producers, and every single person who poured their heart into this series, this honour belongs to all of you. We are incredibly proud to have this work recognized by @thecdnacademy and celebrated alongside the very best in Canadian storytelling. And to the fans who’ve been with us since puck drop — thank you for believing in Heated Rivalry every step of the way.

[ily-a]

Heated Rivalry 1.01 | Rookies

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane who has a vasovagal response to needles because i know in my heart that he would believe in his ability to beat it

he would believe so hard

HE is the master of this situation, and he can BEAT IT

he is MIND OVER MATTERING

he is FOCUSED

he is DETERMINED

he is PASSING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT

[penandinkprincess]

shane comes to, sees The Face and just immediately slides the towel on his head down to cover his eyes

[penandinkprincess]

making this worse is that they have lunch plans with shane's parents, which is one of the reasons shane decided to try and out-willpower biology in the first place so they could get through as soon as possible

and now they're going to be late AND shane now has to convince ilya to not get him in trouble

"you canNOT tell my mom"

"i am going to tell your mother"

"do NOT"

"i am telling her as soon as we get there"

"you tell her, and I'm not fucking you for a WEEK"

"oh, so you are still telling lies?"

[penandinkprincess]

also extremely funny to imagine ilya's journey in this situation emotions-wise as well

man went from "okay, all done with boring medical stuff. now to have a nice lunch with my in-laws. :)" only to have shane grab him, go fucking DEATHLY pale, and then DROP

and ilya is naturally freaking tf out until a nurse very calmly lets him know everything is okay, this is very common, does his husband have a history of fainting with needles and/or bloodwork-

which means ilya's OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK immediately becomes "oh you motherfucker" as he waits for his husband to rouse enough to get fucking ROASTED

[guiltfactory]

i haven't seen that movie yet but it's next on my list. oh, i haven't seen that one either. it's next on my list. no, i haven't seen that one, but it's next on my list. this movie seems really interesting. i'll put it next on my list. thank you for the recommendation! it'll be next on my list.

[humani-dar-te]

I love every side of Eddie's personality that the authors wish to explore. I love overconfident Eddie. I love Eddie who's just a pathetic little nerd twink. I love Eddie who's secure in his sexuality. I love virgin Eddie. I love Eddie that thinks everything can be a joke (until it isn't, until it's too real). I love sentimental Eddie. I love oblivious Eddie. I love Eddie who can't hide that he wants Steve. I love Eddie who's too scared to have his feelings hurt. I love Eddie who's got a huge crush on Steve since he became King Steve. I love Eddie who couldn't give a shit about Steve until the Upside Down made them bond. I love Eddie who thought he hated Steve but realized he just wants him. Badly.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

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[heatedrivalryz]

# THINKING THOUGHTS

[brightloveee]

I know we talk a lot about how Ilya turned himself from a ho into a housewife, and how much he loves to be a My Husband guy. "My Husband" this, "My Husband" that, "Have I told you about My Husband Shane Hollander?" And yes. True. Love that.

BUT, do you ever think about how quietly, but equally, chuffed Shane is to be a My Husband guy too?

There are definitely points in Shane's story when he thinks This Fcked Up Thing Between Them will never amount to anything but sex – he doesn't dare even entertain it until the cottage. And there are YEARS in between when Shane is pretty much convinced that in order to have a happy future, he would need to be in a heterosexual relationship. He has a lot of internalized comphet notions that take him trying and failing to date Rose to dismantle. Based on his upbringing and environment, he thinks he NEEDS to be with a woman in order to have a long-term partner that he can be with publicly. Rose is the ONLY person he's ever liked enough to even consider, but he can't even like HER enough for that.

There has to be a period of mourning, after that conversation with Rose, when Shane thinks maybe he WON'T get to have a partner. After all, things with Ilya are FAR from assured at that time.

Meanwhile, he's certified Husband Material. As I've Shaneterpreted before, he's a major Protector and Provider. He's DYING to do Husband Chores for someone. Man the grill. Mow the lawn. Make the fire. Kill the spiders. He's worked so hard, he's built this big cottage, and for what?

He WANTS to share it with someone, and for a while there's a strong possibility that he won't, and he'll never get to have that.

So when it all works out, and he gets to think of himself and Ilya as an "Us," I think he gets a little smile to himself. He's calling the pharmacy like, "Hi, yes, I need to refill a prescription for My Husband." "Hi, is this the lost and found? My Husband lost his earbuds again." "Two tickets, for me and My Husband."

He looks normal. For all the world he's as calm and collected as ever. But internally, he's JUMPING for joy. He gets to have a husband! And it's ILYA!

[davinaclaires]

Death is temporary. I'll love you forever.

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[dragon-in-a-fez]

okay I am begging people to understand that it is not "planned obsolescence" or "corporate greed" for manufacturers to stop selling things because genuinely better technologies become available. I just had someone arguing with me that they should be able to buy a new nickel-cadmium battery for their 25-year-old cordless vacuum. NiCd batteries were outlawed a decade ago for very good reasons. if you really want to have the same effect as using one you can just go out and shoot 10 people with Bullets That Give You Cancer and then rip out your own kidney

[undeadcorvid]

Dreaming up an Obsolecence scale between 'we intentionally want to make our customers buy new things bc profit' to 'yeah so we don't do that any more because that would be intentionally giving kids cancer'

Planned Obsolecence: This thing could last ten years or more but then no one would buy a new product from us for ten years, which will eat into our profits. Luckily we can make our product incrementally worse to force people to buy new ones before that ten years is up.

Scheduled Obsolecence: As less and less people use this old method, it becomes more prohibitively expensive to keep supporting those few people, and resources are better spent on trying to help them transition to the newer, cheaper technology - as a result we will completely stop supporting the old method in a few years.

Regular Obsolecence: No one beside a few weirdo hobbiest would use the old method because we've just developed affordable, more effective technology to achieve the same thing. There's a reason no one sends a telegram any more.

What the Fuck Obsolecence: Yeah so no we don't do the Coca Cola with cocaine in it any more for the same reason we stopped treating headaches with leeches and arsenic.

[perotovar]

shane hollander appreciation week: day seven free choice: character profile ♥ | insp

bonus:

[thulium]

[milfuetoast]

@staff

[blahwithasideofblah]

Me, literally every year: I wonder if my good friend Jonathan Harker has escaped his time loop yet. Jonathan, literally every year: Left Munich at 8:35 P. M Me: JONATHAN NO!!!

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

it doesn't count as crying if you don't let the tears fall~

a chance encounter between shane hollander and irina rozanova, inspired by a couple fics i read a while back with a similar premise (small serendipity by the_hemlocked and soulmates by justaromanticfool)

[ablogcalledrevenge]

small funny heated rivalry headcanon: the Centaurs group chat, and the WAGs group chat, have everyone's pictures set as the centaurs from Fantasia. The rookies get into a big fight about who gets to be who and Ilya makes them be the baby cupids. Harris is Dionysus lol