Not Actually A Hoe

Sampo Slut Level 23. Discord: ablondehoe6.90 Twitter: ablondehoe

[ablondehoe]

[ablondehoe]

How do I kill a Mii in Tomadachi Life? Sampo fell in love with Hatsune Miku and not my Mii self insert so now I gotta kill her

[ablondehoe]

Update: Miku has now fallen in love with Ifa

[ablondehoe]

How do I kill a Mii in Tomadachi Life? Sampo fell in love with Hatsune Miku and not my Mii self insert so now I gotta kill her

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[ablondehoe]

My new year’s resolution is to goon over Sampo even more than last year

[valtsv]

when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

[sacr1ficialang3l]

sam and dean walking into freddy fazbear’s pizzeria and being forced to deal with a bunch of animatronic-possessing-ghost-children for five nights would absolutely be the funniest fucking thing ever

[aetherialmuse]

🛑Dangerous development, Please pay attention🛑

⚠️This may be my final plea. Please sympathize with my child, Farah, who suffers from kidney failure and autism. I don't want to lose her. Donate, even if it is 1 euro, to help my children who are shivering from the extreme cold Don't turn a blind eye to our suffering, the situation is catastrophic 🥹 If you cannot, share, perhaps the generous souls will support us 😭💔🙏🏻 https://chuffed.org/project/153965-urgent-appeal-kidney-failure-and-autism-threatens-farah

I will most definitely do what I can, I will spread the word here and to my other socials. Reposting helps!!!

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[ablondehoe]

Open my heart for Jesus? Nah bro I’m opening my legs for Sampo

[ablondehoe]

Five star Sampo leaks? Nah bro, only think leaking is my pussy at the thought of him

[ablondehoe]

I DON’T farm relics, I DON’T follow meta, I DON’T save tickets for banners, I ONLY MADE THIS ACCOUNT FOR FUN AND I POST DUMB SAMPO STUFF — AND IF THERE’S NO FIVE STAR SAMPO, I KILL MYSELF

[ablondehoe]

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - works out

$200 - smart

$400 - smells nice

$70 - has a job

$10 - looks like Sampo Koski

$5 - acts like Sampo Koski

$500 - over 6 feet tall

[ablondehoe]

Who is @nagumoan? They better not be trying to steal Sampo from me

[ablondehoe]

Went to church to preach Sampoism and the priest beat me with a crucifix

[ablondehoe]

Today’s my birthday! I hope someone got me oiled up Sampo

[ablondehoe]

No one got me oiled up Sampo

[ablondehoe]

Today’s my birthday! I hope someone got me oiled up Sampo

[ablondehoe]

Dating Sampo Koski headcanons (Sampo Koski x fem reader)

• He leaves you for me