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I would climb a mountain for one (1) boy

like as someone who has been on tumblr since 2010 destiel becoming canon was always going to be hilarious but the fact it happen while we’re waiting for election results, outshined putin resigning, and happened within a week of a 90 minute video coming out and reminding everyone what a failure the johnlock conspiracy is…like tonight truly is an amazing night for anyone out there with severe internet brain rot

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

adventuretfox

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

funkyness

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

bprinny

Cainceled

adhd-alien

ikipin

this is a vibe check: the vibes detected have been deemed immaculate by these two. You passed. Keep going ya rascal

#haikyuu #kuroo tetsurou #bokuroo #bokuto kotarou

koklico

protect him

#bnha #league of villains #himiko toga #twice #jin bubaigawara

siriusserenade-moved

late summer nights and indie pop songs blasting trough earphones and maybe if I close my eyes I wont have to feel like Im drowning right next to you

#shinkami #shinsou hitoshi #kaminari denki #bnha

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

a dead battery and his charger

#bnha #shinsou hitoshi #kaminari denki #shinkami

justanotherass

“-I know, right? So then Bakubro said…”

#shinkami #bnha

justanotherass

dinner date

#shinkami #erasermic #bnha

vivalski

Kirishima’s suit upgrade (?)

(Based on this)

#kirishima eijirou #kaminari denki #my hero academia #bnha

sorreleater

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.