☆abnormal☆

☆Go to Mittentroll for my OC☆ paige, female, illustrator, beer city usa/west michigan 28 yr old queer stoner "Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, and buy a revolver." ☆my art☆

[mittentroll]

‘play it cool play it cool play it cool’

[abnorman]

gif set from my oc acct! 😱😱

[cere-moan-y]

i like seeing actors with skin imperfections. give me acne, moles, scars, wrinkles, show me you're human. i'm over seeing instagram-photoshop faces, give me ugly-pretty human people who have unique faces like we had in the 1970's or go away

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wwwaaalllllp]

[abnorman]

the bipolar inability to let go of an emotion you’re in the grips of even though you really REALLY need to be supportive of someone, not mad at them and the resulting urge to run your own head into a wall

[lebensfeuerwerk]

don’t trust people who don’t say hello to their pets

[lissar-deactivated20220127]

new tag game: the thing you most often pretended to be as a kid—whether it was a horse, a bride, a queen, a specific character, a knight, a lawyer, a baby, anything—is symbolically representative of you currently. what is it for you?

[pearliegates]

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

[girlcodedhamlet]

alright for the millionth time I'm seeing yet another author I admire talk about how they literally can barely afford to live & yet there are people openly admitting to pirating their books so, like

i guess it needs to be said again

pirating books is not the same as pirating your favourite Disney movie or whatever. book piracy kills author's incomes and can genuinely ruin someone's career

[pissvortex]

now why are they shortening the notes

[pissvortex]

tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over

[glubtier]

[youre-only-gay-once]

I love how every tweet i’ve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is like “they’re insane over there, those people will say they’re going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lions” because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. that’s part of tumblrs appeal actually

[youre-only-gay-once]

Anyway, reblog to wrap someone who just came here from twitter in raw meat and then airdrop them into a den of hungry lions

[gothicprep]

people who hoard media so it can be recovered and uploaded, people who maintain archives and wikis and databases, people who program emulators and other free or open source software, people who seed what they torrent - all doing gods work, truly. maybe it's overly optimistic to point out, but the fact that, despite every economic incentive and cultural bag-getter norm pushing otherwise, people still do this, is one of those things that makes me think socialism is possible. maybe we don't gotta live our lives scrambling over each other for cash

[nightmareonspookystreet-deactiv]

rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug

[supersoftly]

I for one am enjoying the feral hostility tumblr has developed toward anyone outside of our unprofitable trashpile

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

My toxic trait is feeling unwanted and removing myself first so I don’t feel rejected

[midnitemakrel]

Go to the doctor for a yearly checkup go to the dentist every six months go to the eye doctor every year see a therapist every week see a psychiatrist every month call in a refill for a prescription update your ID remember to recharge all your electronics go to the store once or twice a week buy a new light bulb cause the one in the kitchen is starting to flicker wash the dishes take out the trash check your mailbox you’ve been invited to a wedding your cousin’s birthday is coming up you should send them a card you have to attend a funeral for a distant relative your credit card needs to be renewed check your email take a shower brush your teeth twice a day remember to floss schedule a time to catch up with your friends put aside time to work on your hobbies remember to take the trashcans back up start a new shopping list check your calendar for next week you should get a haircut soon vacuum the house there’s dust on some of the things you haven’t used in a while remember to sort all of your clothes before you wash them your shoes are starting to fall apart maybe it’s time to get a new pair the clock on the wall needs its batteries changed maybe it’s time to clean out your home and get rid of some stuff you don’t need clean out the gutters there’s a lot of leaves in the yard maybe it’s time to rake them the grass needs cut it’s getting kind of long maybe you should remember the names of all the websites you no longer use so you can delete your account check the weather forecast for tomorrow so you can figure out what you’re going to wear.

[fckinstoned-blog]

don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world

[irisbythegoogoodolls]

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018