whats the story dude

were you abducted by a UFO or what?

[midnitemakrel]

Mariano / mestizo / 2o / any prns

[pitbolshevik]

they should invent a firework that only veterans can hear

[midnitemakrel]

Can't even describe how it feels to be in 100°F weather and having my brain baking only to open my notifs to this. I truly felt loke i was in "bully with skull on shirt" universe for a second

[titiadocigarro]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[midnitemakrel]

Okay hi. I know I don't use this account much anymore but I'm going to need to open emergency art commissions very soon because my cat needs to be put on medicated food and I can't afford it. So um in the meantime while I work out the commission logistics if anybody would like to send a few dollars my way that would be much appreciated

p/y/p/l

[midnitemakrel]

Support mar

Support mar

Hi guys, just letting you know I've got my ko-fi page all set up now so now you have the option to support me there as well. Will be opening up commissions within the next week :")

[midnitemakrel]

Thank you to the two people who have sent me money so far, it's really helped a lot, especially since we're currently having to experiment with his food since the brand they first prescribed is giving him a bit of an upset stomach </3 Luckily with the wet food at least we can buy it by the can but the dry food is $60~ dollars for a 3 lb bag so really all we can do is cross our fingers and pray. They said if all else fails they can instead prescribe him a supplement that I can sprinkle over his regular food but they also warned me that we should try finding a food that works first since the supplement is less effective :'{

Anyway, I just got a commission finished that one of my friends requested and I have another slot already filled, so by the end of this week I'm hoping to have all the technical stuff related to opening up comms on Ko-Fi figured out 🫡

[midnitemakrel]

So it's an URGENT EMERGENCY now

Luckily my cat is doing fine so far but one of our family dogs has gradually stopped eating over the past few days and now refuses to drink anything as well. In order to figure out what's wrong the vet needs to do an ultrasound/x-ray which is $400, which, again, we can't afford especially since my cat still also has to have another exam in a month to re-check his kidneys

Anything helps. 0/$400

Depending on what the results show this amount is likely to increase drastically later </3

p/y/p/l

EDIT: She bit one of the vets so now she's quarantined and the health department said she's not allowed to leave the house, even to see the vet, for the next 10 days. So this could go either way at this point....

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[lovingjoana]

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

[geniusoflove]

thanks for laughing anyway

[ragsy]

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

[midnitemakrel]

Okay hi. I know I don't use this account much anymore but I'm going to need to open emergency art commissions very soon because my cat needs to be put on medicated food and I can't afford it. So um in the meantime while I work out the commission logistics if anybody would like to send a few dollars my way that would be much appreciated

p/y/p/l

[midnitemakrel]

Support mar

Support mar

Hi guys, just letting you know I've got my ko-fi page all set up now so now you have the option to support me there as well. Will be opening up commissions within the next week :")

[midnitemakrel]

Thank you to the two people who have sent me money so far, it's really helped a lot, especially since we're currently having to experiment with his food since the brand they first prescribed is giving him a bit of an upset stomach </3 Luckily with the wet food at least we can buy it by the can but the dry food is $60~ dollars for a 3 lb bag so really all we can do is cross our fingers and pray. They said if all else fails they can instead prescribe him a supplement that I can sprinkle over his regular food but they also warned me that we should try finding a food that works first since the supplement is less effective :'{

Anyway, I just got a commission finished that one of my friends requested and I have another slot already filled, so by the end of this week I'm hoping to have all the technical stuff related to opening up comms on Ko-Fi figured out 🫡

[vetchtibbles]

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

[vetchtibbles]

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

[konnor-gray]

happy pride to every jeffrey combs character because they're all a little gay

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[midnitemakrel]

Okay hi. I know I don't use this account much anymore but I'm going to need to open emergency art commissions very soon because my cat needs to be put on medicated food and I can't afford it. So um in the meantime while I work out the commission logistics if anybody would like to send a few dollars my way that would be much appreciated

p/y/p/l

[midnitemakrel]

Support mar

Support mar

Hi guys, just letting you know I've got my ko-fi page all set up now so now you have the option to support me there as well. Will be opening up commissions within the next week :")

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[midnitemakrel]

Okay hi. I know I don't use this account much anymore but I'm going to need to open emergency art commissions very soon because my cat needs to be put on medicated food and I can't afford it. So um in the meantime while I work out the commission logistics if anybody would like to send a few dollars my way that would be much appreciated

p/y/p/l

[midnitemakrel]

Support mar

Support mar

Hi guys, just letting you know I've got my ko-fi page all set up now so now you have the option to support me there as well. Will be opening up commissions within the next week :")

[midnitemakrel]

Okay hi. I know I don't use this account much anymore but I'm going to need to open emergency art commissions very soon because my cat needs to be put on medicated food and I can't afford it. So um in the meantime while I work out the commission logistics if anybody would like to send a few dollars my way that would be much appreciated

p/y/p/l