whats the story dude

were you abducted by a UFO or what?

[midnitemakrel]

Mariano / mestizo / 2o / any prns

[midnitemakrel]

You know the staff at the grocery store bored asf where you ask where to find an uncommon ingredient item and they start asking you questions about what you're planning to make with it

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[midnitemakrel]

I'm butch in the way that a grandpa could be described as butch

[kittysworldforever]

ToNight, We Staying Up Til 10 o clock pm

[mino2aur]

when the blogger who's "just genuinely asking" starts throwing the word fuck into their questions

[midnitemakrel]

The annoying part about learning another language that they don't tell you about is that adjusting period where you start being able to understand stuff without having to think about it first which sounds great IN THEORY until you're just trying to watch a movie with the audio in said language but with your own language set for the closed captions. Sorry brain but the CC's are already in English you don't need to keep translating It's Fine

[midnitemakrel]

Drove by a church that had an electric sign out front that was flashing TURNT TUESDAY

[animentality]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[midnitemakrel]

Why are people suddenly saying "LARPing" in situations where it's not applicable in the slightest...

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[midnitemakrel]

I just dislocated my shoulder to this song 😍

[midnitemakrel]

I don't think eating an ice cream sandwich in the wrapper is as fun as getting the wafer all stuck to your fingers tee bee ache... the point of an ice cream sandwich is to be a little bit annoying in a harmless way...

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on