What's in your head?

Hi there. I'm Ethan! I'm a 25-year-old Sagittarius who enjoys candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach. I'm queer, a pagan, a singer, a smoker, a gamer, a lover, a body mod enthusiast, a cat lady, and sort of a wiener. I'm not like other girls. Please love me. Okay, thanks.

[syrup21g]

[sagethesailor]

him

[espressobean]

yes

devour the dumpling child

[hofessorx]

who is he

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

[postingmachine9000]

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

[jordasn]

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It happens alot.

[downpoursofmoonlitraindrops]

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

[mrelisha26]

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

[kazoomusic]

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

[kazoomusic]

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

[cheshireinthemiddle]

More

[misanthropistok]

that last one got me holy shit.

[man-and-structure]

[onegianthand]

Monopoly guy

[lmaoalien]

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

[eviljosuke]

A lot of wild things happen in the World Cup but this was definitely up there

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

Me at parties

[savingprivatetyler-deactivated2]

@acciowine

[phoebusbridgers]

[armpitcorner]

[homosexyality]

Wet

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[luxuryhighendcommodity]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[ferrous-princess]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[dryyoureyes-startbelieving]

[thecakemonsters]

Thanks Joan I needed this.

[unicornsandcrystals-blog]

[dogbosser]

fish aesthetics

[almightybob]

those are lures

[dogbosser]

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

[catscenter]

[princesstigerbelle]

The bean thief

[alaskaquaria]

miss Stacy is reading, darling

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]