I wish Princess Monster Truck was my cat

Alan. He/they pronouns. I like alot of things, so this blog is a bit of a grab bag. 99% of my posts are reblogs. Sometimes I tag things, but if you need something tagged, just ask!

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[politijohn]

Source

Some good news

[depsidase]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[duncebento]

i love posts that have a definitive line after which it's clear you can just go back to whatever it is you were doing. nothing intelligent will be said

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[boringkate]

Yet another newly hatched egg here: I had a dream about being trans and the symbolism was so trite I’m kinda mad at myself. I was at a party having a bad time and then I found a mirror in a corner and my reflection was a girl and she was having a good time at her party. What kind of basic bitch Intro To Film 101 ass high school art class level symbolism is this.

The first dozen inceptions were a lot more subtle, but you weren't taking the hint.

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[busket]

important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck

[brightlotusmoon]

[assumptionprime]

[tamamita]

[javascript-official]

I am sorry I am not very good with bussiness, is it good when the market looks like this.

[javascript-official]

you people have one joke

[madlori]

I enjoy it immensely when a commenter addresses all of Tumblr as "you people" as if they aren't here at the devil's sacrament with the rest of us

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600