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21 // Swiftie // Questionable Taste In Media

[thevtuberlestat]

love armand betraying the theatre for louis and then immediately betraying louis to the theatre and then following this up by betraying the theatre for louis one more time. truly betrayalmaxxing. clocking in his hours at the dissapointing people's faith factory

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[crowclubkaz]

i love melangdon they’re like this to me

[gardengnosticator]

I would like to wake up to being held which I guess makes me some kind of depraved pervert

[fatherfigure-femme]

our pitt princesses as taylor swift albums!

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[coldasyou]

me completely unprompted at the family christmas party

[teaboot]

Every time December rolls around I get extra invested in my professional job and say things like “oh, I’m not really a Christmas person”, or “I don’t usually do stuff for the holidays” or “I’m just really focused on my career right now,”. This is to attract nonthreatening brown-haired brown-eyed humble small-town single men with hearts of gold to my location to inspire me with a sense of romantic and cozy Christian holiday wonder and convince me to leave my shitty boyfriend and join them on their firefighter orphanage tree farm homestead in Michigan, and is just one example of predator species utilizing what is known in nature as Aggressive Mimicry

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[buffyseasonsix]

I love when you watch a movie about a sad priest trying desperately to fix a broken church with a corrupt cult leader and then you get to gasp when benoit blanc shows up because you literally forgot what you walked into this theater for

[zaiciart]

5 Hail Mary’s and 2 Our Father’s

Yeah so I liked the new knives out (wake up dead man) a normal amount. One of my sanest artworks actually. Idk don’t question me

[sirgawin]

oh neck tattoo we're really in it now

[brothermouse-skeleton]

I can't wait for the new Knives Out movie to hit Netflix so all of Tumblr can meet Father Jud Duplenticy

He's got big sad eyes, he punches people, he's a murder suspect, he definitely killed a guy once, he spends a significant portion of the movie wracked with guilt and covered in mud, and every time he nearly gets himself arrested a gay little detective shows up with a show tune to stop him.

Tumblr bitches gonna love that pathetic man.

[dogzcats]

pride & prejudice (2005)

joe wright director's commentary

[augustpoem]

this year im taking part in november where i will be surviving the whole of november

[waskitty]

taylor: so yeah it’s a sweet song about not needing to use superstitions to know that this relationship is real and good and it isn’t going anywhere

max martin: okay cool

taylor: also every line is a dick joke. it’s like a bunch of dick jokes stacked on top of each other in a trench coat trying to pass as a song

max martin: hell yeah brother

[tayloralison]

i guess a lesser woman would've lost hope, a greater woman wouldn't beg but i looked to the sky and said please, god, bring me a best friend who i think is hot