Technically Not a Magistrate

🕺| (they/them) | 🕺 your local tech gremlin and theater bum

[abrandished-spork]

AAAACCCHHHH!!!!

I’m an elderly curmudgeon trapped inside of a fake-adult androgyne’s body. During my days, I’m reasoning with poltergeists and engaging in shenanigans in my college radio station, and during my nights, I’m drawing the BeeDogMan, which has the face of a man, the ears of a dog, and the rotund, striped body of a bee (it’s gonna be the next big thing. seriously). When I’m not doing either of those things or learning about computational linguistics, I’m writing silly little screenplays about the stuff I enjoy. 

[j-tee]

Bug party

[kivovis]

teddy bear i started working on but he looks so much like the eraser head baby in this stage that im keeping him this way forever

[sweetsweetemo]

adults every generation when the children that were born 10 years ago don't know what was going on 15 years ago

[sweetsweetemo]

"my 10 year old doesn't know what CDs are!"

have you told her what a CD is? do you use CDs? has she ever seen one? then how the fuck is she going to know what a CD is. are you fucking stupid. im going to kill you

[sweetsweetemo]

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.

[abrandished-spork]

*playing smash or pass at the met* *points to every terracotta krater created between 1221 and 335 BCE* me: "smash."

[columboscreens]

[tordenvejr]

art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

[sandmandaddy69]

[heartsl0b]

a series of coasters referenced from open directory files

[fairyinthetrees]

sorry i can’t come i’m too busy hurting my own feelings over nothing

[leahgardner-art]

tea painting dump

[enthyres]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[nonasuch]

telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree

[hydrohobbyist]

Humanity really gets pushed forward whenever we let weird little gay men go wild. I hope we get another one soon.

[wike-wabbits]

Sardines brooch by Hattie Carnegie (1880-1956)

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology