Sweet Seals For You, Always
oozey mess
Not today Justin
Keni
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The Stonewall Inn
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cherry valley forever
shark vs the universe
almost home
noise dept.
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Cosmic Funnies
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@abrasivewithkindness-blog
"Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?" --abrasivewithkindness
Ghost Adventures Starters ( no longer accepting )
“Seriously?” And there it is, the exasperation. The final fuckin’ straw before he actually straps Carol-Anne to the roof of his car and drives her home. “Don’t you have a brother to harass or something?”
“You just sent him into another dimension.” --abrasivewithkindness
@abrasivewithkindness
“I just knocked him out, he’s fine.” Beth cringed as she looked at the unconscious man on the floor, letting out a soft yikes, before looking at Carol. “Don’t punch people for no reason. He grabbed me so it’s fine.”
until dawn challenge: favorite male character ► josh washington
complex. thoughtful. loving.
Ghost Adventures Starters
"I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."
"I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."
"Is this spirit being a smartass?"
"You look great for being... not alive."
"Ghosts don't even like me."
"It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"
"Are you banging your head on the wall?"
"Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."
"If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"
"Here I am in the sugar shack!"
"I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"
"I can't wait to get locked in here."
"Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."
"Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"
"I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."
"Wait, am I standing on his grave?"
"I have respect for all spirits... except for you."
"I just wanna see where the massacre took place."
"This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."
"I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"
"I smell beautiful."
"Do you see that? Because I can't, either."
"You have reached your final destination. Hell."
"This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."
"This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."
"It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."
"Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."
"Thank you for knocking."
"I've got a teddy bear for you!"
"Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"
A-Z HEADCANONS FOR MY CHARACTERS
Alignment :: What would be their D&D alignment? How might it come into play? Beverage :: What do they most like to drink, and why? Co-Habitate :: Do they live with anyone? What’s “need to know” before moving in? Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details? Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it? Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo? Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long? Hobby :: What’s something they do for fun that might be surprising? Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper? Jaded :: Do they buy into the “happily ever after” ideal? What’s their standard? Kin :: What’s their role among their relations? Do they consider others family? Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it? Magic :: In a magic series or not, are they accepting, or is each instance a shock? Network :: Are they connected to the people? How much do they reach out to others? Offspring :: What kind of parent would they be? Would they prefer one, or multiple? Pistol :: Is this character skilled with a weapon? What’s their opinion of violence? Question :: How often do they feel doubt? What topics are they defensive about? Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks? Sing :: Do they like music? Do they listen often/sing/hum/play songs in their head? Touch :: How do they handle contact? Is their personal bubble big? Upcoming :: How much do they think of the future? Do they make long-term plans? Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of? Wardrobe :: What’s their fashion style? Do they have any staple pieces? X-Ray :: How’s their health? Any problem areas? Do they take care of themselves? Yack :: What’s their favorite thing to talk about? What do they go on about? Zodiac :: What’s their astro sign? Does it fit? What would you pick, if it’s unknown?
how the signs overshare
angry/salty rants: aries, virgo, scorpio, capricorn
excited gushing about something they love: gemini, leo, sagittarius, aquarius
emotional stress rant about personal life: taurus, cancer, libra, pisces
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Send me a ‘✉’ for five times my muse didn’t text yours, and one time they did. || accepting
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[text to: Chris. T. Opher. 😎]07/02/1412:02:06 PMhave they found them yet?
Something aside from irritation niggles at the back of her mind – worried that the Washington twins won’t be found. She thumbs at her nose, staring at the screen, thumb hovering over the send button. Lukas asks her if she’s alright, and she nods. She deletes the message, backspaces every character and repockets her phone.
[text to: Chris. T. Opher. 😎]02/02/1407:30:45 PMi’ve got a question: why the hell are you going back up there? i wouldn’t.
She doesn’t feel hungry with Chris gone again; she pushes her dinner to the side, even as her mother fusses. Her focus is intent on the phone’s screen, watching the sending message symbol circle – then it stops; message failed.
“God, fucking–”
“Language, Carrie!”
[text to: Chris. T. Opher. 😎]23/02/1508:48:24 PMi heard something about josh being found? is that true?
Carol-Anne clears her throat, tapping under her chin with two fingers, leg jiggling. Is this something she should ask by phone? Probably not. Especially not while he’s out, at Ashley’s. He might not’ve even heard about the news, so it’d send him into even more confusion than he is already.
She deletes it.
[text to: Chris. T. Opher. 😎]15/06/1709:34:04 PMpick me up now
She’s still heaving breaths, shivering now with the cold of the night, shaking with fury. Lukas’ words, kind as they tried to be at first, gentle and caring, still ring in her head.
I’m just saying, maybe you’ve got a brain-thing, and I’ve done some reading–
I’m not like you.
Then they started screaming at each other, and Carol shot out of the house with the final word. Always, always have the final word.
She deletes the message; she’s not in the mood to talk to anyone anymore.
[text to: Chris. T. Opher. 😎]03/05/2010:06:04 PMsometimes i just want to slam my head against a wall? lmao.
It’d be better than having the constant screech for attention – look at me, look at me, look at me, i’m amazing, why aren’t you paying attention, nothing and no-one in the world like me – but it’s probably not what Chris wants to hear. Not late at night.
(Wonders if anyone else (Josh)(Lukas) felt the same way.)
(NO-ONE ELSE IS LIKE ME.)
She deletes the message.
[text to: Chris. T. Opher. 😎]08/07/202108:15:34 AMplease pick me up chris i don’t wanna be here anymore i’m alone i wanna go home please please i’m scared
Her legs are shaking, threatening to give out under her as she walks on the side of the road. It’s stupid and dangerous and she’s alone now, but God – it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. Not when–
She veers away, stomach lurching; dry-heaves in the bushes.
She checks the screen, praying it’ll send.
‘Boom! You just got monked!’
Until Dawn Original Soundtrack: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
The Hunchback Notre Dame Sentence Meme
❝Listen, they’re beautiful, no?.❞ ❝Who is this creature?❞ ❝Hush, little one.❞ ❝You there! What are you hiding?❞ ❝Sanctuary! Please give us sanctuary!❞ ❝My conscience is clear.❞ ❝What must I do?❞ ❝Our Lord works in mysterious ways.❞ ❝What makes a monster and what makes a man?❞ ❝Will today be the day?❞ ❝Go on. Nobody wants to be cooped up here forever.❞ ❝Well that’s what you get for sleeping with your mouth open.❞ ❝I’d never fit in there. I’m not…normal. ❞ ❝No, the Pope. Of course, you!❞ ❝Life’s not a spectator sport. If watching is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without you.❞ ❝Who says you gotta ask?❞ ❝Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.❞ ❝I am your only friend.❞ ❝I am a monster.❞ ❝What I’d give, what I’d dare…❞ ❝If I were in their skin I’d treasure every instant.❞ ❝Just one day, and then I swear I’ll be content.❞ ❝You leave town for a couple of decades and they change everything.❞ ❝Reporting for duty, as ordered, sir.❞ ❝You make your point quite vividly.❞ ❝Everyone is acting crazy.❞ ❝You’re not hurt, are you? Here, here, let’s see.❞ ❝See, no harm done. Just try to be a little more careful.❞ ❝Hurry, here’s your chance.❞ ❝You think s/he’s ugly now? Watch this.❞ ❝Don’t be afraid. I’m sorry, this wasn’t supposed to happen.❞ ❝You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help.❞ ❝I’m free, I’m free!…dangit.❞ ❝What a woman!❞ ❝You sneaky son of a–❞ ❝Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky?❞ ❝I was just imagining a rope around that beautiful neck.❞ ❝What do they have against people who are different, anyway?❞ ❝You can’t right all the wrongs in this world by yourself.❞ ❝I thought we all were children of God.❞ ❝Wait! I want to talk to you.❞ ❝Got the girls chasing you already!.❞ ❝Did you make all these things yourself?❞ ❝I could stay up here forever.❞ ❝How could such a cruel man/woman/person have raised someone like you?❞ ❝I am a monster, you know.❞ ❝Do you think I’m evil?❞ ❝You helped me. Now I will help you.❞ ❝This is where I belong.❞ ❝I don’t think I’m his/her type.❞ ❝You know I am a righteous man.❞ ❝It’s not my fault!❞ ❝God have mercy on me.❞ ❝With all due respect, I was not trained to murder the innocent.❞ ❝We always said you were the cute one. ❞ ❝You’ve done so much for me already, my friend, but I must ask your help one more time.❞ ❝Promise you won’t let anything happen to him/her.❞ ❝I think…you’re hiding something.❞ ❝You’ve got a funny way of showing gratitude.❞ ❝I’m tired of trying to be something I’m not.❞ ❝Good, good, good! Ahhh. Great!…What is it?❞ ❝You’re very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunately, you won’t live to tell the tale.❞ ❝Leave me alone.❞ ❝You’re safe now.❞ ❝You killed her/him.❞ ❝And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!❞
DAMN, RIGHT I’M GONNA THANK YOU— SHIT. I’LL THANK YOU SO HARD.
I think I could use some time curled up by the fire… Yeah… that does sound pretty nice.
‘Aether’ is a mixture of painting, chemistry and photography, dealing with perception of the abstract. Created by Nicholas Alan Cope and Dustin Edward Arnold
#i love this it looks so visceral
game grumps ask meme (pt 2)
“Your mouth is saying those words but your eyes say bullshit.”
“Those coins are probably worth tons of coins.”
“UM. EXCUSE ME. Those arms look like hugging machines!”
“Hopefully these paper-thin bushes will protect me from cop bullets.”
“What’s up you salty sailors?”
“Don’t give me your fucking alliteration.”
“Oh, you feel them. You can feel a seething hatred and I can sense it.”
“And I know I love it because I do it. Wait.”
“These weird looking fish have been showing up lately were about to eat me.”
“At age 6, I was born without a face.”
“First of all, I think he’s got a very nice ass.”
“Haven’t you ever heard Cheese Nipples by The Fruit Barfs?”
“Oh just lick my ass.”
“There’s two things I don’t make fun of people for… music and their laugh.”
“I’m super excited about failure.”
“I’m glad I get to give this guy a hand job everyday!”
“My plan, it worked.”
“We had that in the bag. And you grabbed ANOTHER FUCKING RHOMBUS.”
“I love video games, and they’re fun, but this one isn’t.”
“I’m a poet and fuck you.”
“I’m not in a position to come at anyone, bro.”
“I was this close to lining up my knuckles and punching you square in the groont.”
“Practice is for the weak!”
“Five coins in the bank, invested in stocks. Apple. Gotta get it early!”
“Okay. Okay. Alright BOUNCY BOX.”
“I’m gonna take him out back, and give him some chocolates.”
“Oh, you’re talking about your penis.”
“Every minute of this I just get harder and harder.”
“Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family.”
“It’s probably the wrong one but bear with me, I’m an idiot.”
“I wish you were fast.”
“Alright, uh, aliens dude. This concludes our service please come up for the crackers.”
“You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010.”
”I mean I can’t tell you the specifics because it involves tradingyourlifeforces.”
“I’m glad we came to that conclusion. Separately. From each other.”
“Pussy built this place and pussy will tear it down!”
“I have a specific set of skills… and they all involve masturbating.”
“Yeah go on, tell me how you would have sex with the cat.”
“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”
“This game looks like it should be in black and white and in French.”
“The Bananas has gone bad!”
“Come on computer, use your thinky bits!”
“Folks, strap on your butts ‘cuz we’re goin’ in!”
“I could totally stab someone to death or something.”
“620 blaze it.”
“I’m like… low to moderately scared someone will steal my kidneys.”
“This game is a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game.”
“WHAT KIND OF PIKACHU IS THAT?!”
“Siri, how many boobs does a fox have?”
“Truly the game of life is about money and bitches.”
“Let’s have some hot duck action.”
“It’s not murder, it’s for science.”
“Ya’ know aesthetically, this game is just above a piece of shit.”
“All of this time used for playing this game could have been used for smoking heroin.”
“That five seconds is all I need to punch myself repeatedly in the face.”
“Welcome back, I’m your toast with the most!”
“I just like to start shit.”
“This experience is really teaching me alot about what being bread is all about.”
“I sure hope talent is sexually transmitted for when we make love later.”
“Hold on I am clearing my google search term of ‘echidna penis’ and replacing it with ‘Bowie pressure lyrics.’”
“That’s how you help things, funnels of death.”
“First of all, language. Second of all, FUCK!”
“That’s when I get twice as high, at 8:40 at night. That’s for the professionals only.”
“There was no Twitter. It was 1980.”
“I wish my whole body was a party.”
“I could see them doing a Peanuts anime.”
“The rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?”
“What am I? Some kind of guy who doesn’t read tutorials or anything?”
“You have mastered the code of chivalry. Take your complimentary fedora.”
“A dump smells better than I do.”
“Can we form a new band where we just do, like, pop-punk…but we only dress up as the King of the Cosmos from Katamari?”
“"I would never joke about not being your friend.”
“Do you gain pleasure from the suffering of others?”
“We always finish games, except when we don’t.”
“…I’m just going to say lots of 1994 shit.”
do you ever not realize how starved for affection you are till someone hugs you a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go
