Bitch Witch

Dee. Trombonist; Aspiring writer; Urban Witch. Glittery Demon Goddess. Professional shit blogger. Do not follow unless you're okay with NSFW and 18+ content.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elderitchblaest]

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

[omy-chan01]

reconciliation

[weirdness-is-good]

[llovinghome]

Felix in the meadow

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

x

[constant-diablerie]

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

[yupokaysuremhm]

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

[constant-diablerie]

I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

[yupokaysuremhm]

BEAUTIFUL

[fellowfeline]

you see thats why i love english

[ailithnight]

I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.

[constant-diablerie]

GOOD

[standing-in-peace]

My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall

[edelvicess]

why do these make some semblance of sense 😨

[roseverdict]

Because brains don’t brain logically

[couldbeglorious]

Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn’t logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

[swampxwitchxhattie]

I hate that this makes sense

[labete-du-gevaudan]

“And if a man shall meet the Black Dog once it shall be for joy; and if twice, it shall be for sorrow; and the third time he shall die.”

— W.H.C Pynchon

[sirfrogsworth]

After Federick Banting discovered that insulin could be used to treat diabetes in 1921, he sold the patent to the University of Toronto for about a dollar. Big Pharma decided to dishonor that act of charity and charge an exorbitant amount. 

But yeah, let’s shame people with addiction instead of the greedy billionaires.

Very good and cool!

[sweetoothgirl]

Funfetti Cake with Whipped Cream Cheese Frosting

[lesbiansnoopy]

It smells and sounds like spring 

[lesbiansnoopy]

Not to romanticize on main but there is really something healing about sitting in front of an open window listening to birds and wind chimes and enjoying a natural breeze. It’s like the world is telling you breath 

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

So there’s this famous phrase in Genesis, “לא טוב היות האדם לבדו" (“lo tov heyot ha'adam l'vado”), which means “it is not good for man to be alone.” I was thinking today that it might make a nice Jewish friendship bracelet or wedding ring inscription or something. Problem is, if you try to split it up it becomes

לא טוב היות האדם לבדו

“Existence is not good.” “Man is alone.”

All the other ways of splitting them up are similarly awful. And on the one hand, I think this is really kind of beautiful—how this phrase, which is about togetherness, is so beautiful as a whole but cannot be broken into parts without itself becoming splintered and distorted. The language mirrors the very nature of humanity that it describes.

But on the other hand it totally ruined my friendship bracelet idea so @G-d this is a callout post

[goodreadss]

““The air I breathe in a room empty of you is unhealthy.””

— John Keats (via naturaekos)

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[highwaytohell-a]

no offence but who was i before i read this thread

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

Klaus, tucking Five in: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Til we see the sunlight. Tik Tok. On the clock. But the party don’t stop. No-

Five: I’m literally begging you to stop.

[funnypicsdept]