[absentmindedthinking]

RIP to this url BUT follow absentmindedthinkingx.tumblr.com

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

[thefirstagreement]

[risaxrisa]

[nofruitjustcookies-blog]

the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[weavemama]

BLESS THIS RESTAURANT

[blackness-by-your-side]

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

God is good

[thecherrywinehouse-deactivated2]

🙌🏾

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

Look at the animal kingdom doing the lords work

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Amen Hallelujah, won’t He do it.

[thepinkcornmoon-deactivated2018]

the circle of life 👌

[iheartmoscato-deactivated202603]

Whatever you do comes back 3 fold

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Natural selection

[maurypovichofficial]

me: *sucks a clown’s dick behind a elementary school*

someone: damn why that clown ain’t bother you?

me:

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[90s90s90s]

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

[trjoel]

[youngwhiteboi]

[untexting]

OMG

[thecommonchick]

THIS

[thepowerofblackwomen]

IT’S CONFIRMED