peachy kitten @absolute-memegarbage - Tumblr Blog

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

wizardarchetypes

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

sacred-portal

snorlaxatives

happy annoy squidward day

nerdyteaparty

chchchcheckitouttt

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

oddmoderator

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

secondstar-acorn

agatha harkness give me a chance!!!!!!!!!

nyra-42

Just me . . . reopening tumblr for the third time in the last 30 minutes checking to see if anyone posted anything new since I checked 5 minutes ago.

xang-yyumi

Some doodles I did last night of my babygirl :>

sunflorally

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.