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I don't usually post my fics in here, idk why, but I'm working on a new Slaxl long fic and I wanted to share it here. So here it is!

It's probably going to have 10 chapters or so, and I'm gonna update a new one every weekend!

Link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82948046/chapters/218411961

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hucklebeliever

you’re in the fandom discourse i’m in the threesome: M/M/M tag on ao3

dr-abbots-fax-machine

Hucklerabbot idea:

Trinity and Dennis apartment having a power outage or another problem where they know they wont be able to sleep there overnight. Trinity arranged to sleep over at Garcia's or maybe Javadi's or smthn and even though she asked Dennis 12 times if he had a place, Dennis kept lying and making up little plans but really he has no clue where to go.

His firm Plan L (Plan A-K fell through) is to sleep in one of the rooms at the hospital like some of the doctors do to get soke shut-eye when they are working 2 shifts close together. Its not ideal but his abandoned room from before is being worked on so its his only choice.

He gets about an hour or 2 of sleep after his shift in one of the room before the curtain is pulled and Abbot kicks him out, needing the room. When he sees Dennis hoovering around still after he is done with the patient that needed the room, he goes "you going home, kid?" And Dennis awkwardly admits to not being able to sleep in his apartment tonight. Jack sighing but pulling his house keys from his pocket, yelling an address at Dennis as he throws them over and says its only a 5 min walk, he can crash there, just get out of the way! (fondly)

Dennis being awkward as hell about it but also desperate for some sleep after a long shift so he goes to the house and definitely feels like he is breaking in.

Jack having failed to mention there is a little spare room in the attic and Dennis's sleepy brain just goes 'bed bed bed' so he undresses down to his boxers and crawls into the bed in the masterbedroom and conks out real fast.

Jack also failed to text Robby that they have a guest and Robby, home eventually, is a little confused seeing a certain blond doctor in their bed lol.

Robby exhausted too and just crawling into bed too and Dennis is dead to the world and doesn't wake, but does attach like a koala to the warm body next to him (Robby doesnt mind AT ALL)

Dennis only wakes the next morning when Jack comes in going "well well well what do we have here" and its Dennis drooling on Robby's chest while Robby reads as he has been awake for 2 hours already but Dennis just wont let go of him.

camaro-hargrove

canon divergence where billy isn’t part of the popular crowd in hawkins.

sure he starts there but once being the shiny new kid rubs off, they realise he’s too much.

he’s too loud and he’s too opinionated and he talks too much about these bands none of them listen to. he’s too aggressive on the court and too in your face.

so they slowly cut him out and it kinda pisses them off because billy doesn’t even care. and he doesn’t even stop being too much except now he’s doing it by himself or with eddie munson and isn’t that the real kicker?

all this time, the cool california new kid was a fuckin west coast version of the freak and they didn’t even know it.

so now billy has new friends. friends that are also too loud and too opinionated and can match his speed on bands. friends that are in a band.

and the funny thing is? billy calms the fuck down, feels more comfortable with the freaks than he ever did with the popular crowd.

camaro-hargrove

billy meeting eddie before he starts at hawkins high. they have a week or so before he officially starts just so they can move in and have everything ready.

billy meets him at what seems to be the only place in hawkins that sells records and cassettes and it’s instant. in fact, eddie invites him to see his band play that night and hands billy a crumpled flyer from his back pocket.

and billy does end up going and has a great time hanging with eddie and his nerdy band mates in eddies van afterwards.

the following week he starts school and eddie hasn’t arrived yet so billy just walks in by himself, head held high and stepping on his cigarette.

eddie doesn’t show his face until the afternoon and billy has already been adopted by the popular crowd. eddie watches at what he thought was his new friend make everyone laugh with a wicked grin. he almost turns to walk away when billy spots him and gives him a dorky wave and the grin changes to a friendly one.

‘eddie!’ billy pushes himself up from the table and jogs over ‘i’ve been looking for you all day!’

eddie looks past billy to see the dropped jaws of tommy and carol and the other minions.

‘yeah?’ eddie grins back and to piss the crowd off even more, drapes an arm over billys shoulder and subtly leads him over to his own table ‘i dont tend to show my face until ive had all my beauty rest’

camaro-hargrove

eddie and billy meeting early on when the hargroves move to hawkins and becoming fast friends.

eddie knows straight away that the popular try hards are gonna try and swoop him up into their circle and billy seems amused by that.

together they decide to pretend they don’t know each other, mortal enemies on sight.

eddie sees billy first, purposefully slams his locker shut louder than it should be to draw billys attention. billy immediately looking over and a grin stretches on his face.

‘another dumb jock’ eddie calls out, he can see some of the boys bristle at that but billy stays grinning. a grin that could be considered malicious but in the week they’ve known each other, eddie just thinks billy looks like that.

“least im not repeating my senior year for the second time” tommy retorts

billy raises an eyebrow at eddie at that and eddie shrugs.

“whatever” eddie stands his ground “least im not some poser”

billy breaks immediately, lets out a laugh that seems to startle the people around him and then he’s walking towards eddie and giving him a high five.

“how the fuck did that break you” eddie asks, joining in on the laughter

“dude” billy rubs at his face “i nearly broke the second i saw you”

“it was your idea!”

“i know” billy pats him on the back “anyway, see you at lunch, tommys gonna show me where english is”

and then he walks back over like nothing happened

karlachismylife

Eddie wouldn't outright admit it, but he loves Billy's overuse of cologne.

Sure, he teases him for seemingly bathing in it — everyone who has ever walked the same street as Billy probably knows how he smells; but there is no hiding the deep inhale Eddie takes whenever they get close enough. He nuzzles Billy's neck when they hug, lungs immediately overflowing with the perfume and cigarette aftertaste — and already gets a little drunk on it mixed with Billy's own scent, always shining through on his warm skin.

When they sit on a couch next to each other, Billy's arm lazily draped behind Eddie's head, yet another cheap horror flick playing out on the tiny TV screen, and Eddie can't keep his mouth shut about the previous four parts of this god-awful franchise Billy couldn't care less about, Billy's hand wraps around that big mouth, shutting him up for good. Eddie bites him, obviously, then slobbers all over the palm with calluses left by his stupid gym equipment, and finally stills, allowing Billy to pull him closer by the jaw, mouth still securely covered, and plant a smooch somewhere in the wilderness of his fluffy mane. Eddie grumbles and turns his head a bit, nuzzling into Billy's warm wrist and inhaling his concentrated scent again with a soft press of his lips. Putting cologne there is dumb and snobby, especially for a date consisting of cheap horror movies, prepackaged meals with a sixpack and some weed — that's what Eddie tells him, anyway, but he never misses an opportunity to kiss where Billy's pulse is a little too fast for the lazy, mildly irritated nonchalance he tries to portray.

There's one thing Eddie makes fun the most of, though, and it's Billy's habit to put cologne down his pants and onto his stomach. That's some fuckboy shit, cheap bed trick that only works on certain kind of people that Eddie doesn't belong to. It's laughable and embarrassing, fake and over the top.

It's the reason Eddie stills, big hands gripping Billy's hips tightly, and presses his face into Billy's lower abdomen, smushing his nose against the heated skin and breathing in the mix of musk and cologne. It leaves a bitter aftertaste on the skin, which Eddie does not appreciate, so his wet kisses land more along the hipbones, where it's just normal human saltiness and Billy's undiluted taste. But the strongly scented trail leading him all the way down to Billy's crotch? That's where Eddie nuzzles like a big cat, eyes closed with a desperate expression on his face. That view alone makes all the blood in Billy's body rush south.

So no matter how many times Eddie makes fun of Billy dousing himself in cologne, he'll never stop.

little-mouse-dennis

One day, a bus full of absolute DILFs crashed nearby right when the day shift should be clocking out and the night shift should’ve been clocking in, so a few day shift stay back to help out

Dunno, DILF convention nearby or something. Gathering of the world's sexiest older men

They’re a little banged up but relatively fine when they come into the ER

The only thing that’s not fine is that they are all extremely attracted to Dennis and are finding every waking moment to flirt heavily with him

They’re calling him all sorts of sweet, cute nicknames and fighting over who gets to be treated by Dennis first

“Hey Angel, I think I’m feeling some cramping in my arm. Can I ask for a massage?” Then they’re flexing their arm and winking at Dennis

“Leave him alone, Lenny. Don’t listen to him, doll face. You wanna see some real muscle? I’m still a bodybuilder. Might need some feelin' up on my abs.”

“I’ve got two PhDs, sweetheart. Leave those idiots alone and become my primary doctor, I'll give you all the money and attention in the world.”

“If I knew crashing a bus would lead me to the love of my life, I would’ve done so sooner.”

"You're fuckin' gorgeous, baby, but I bet you get that all the time?"

"You in a relationship? Cause I ain't, but I could be. Especially for you, sweetheart."

"This can't be the last time we meet, Doc. You allowed to give out your number? I need you in my life."

Jack and Robby are stewing in rage as they watch Dennis get fawned over by men their age. They watch him blush and giggle and try to keep things professional

Dennis is trying really hard to keep things professional, but they keep complimenting him, and he’s never been on the receiving end of so much positive attention before. He can’t help it if he soaks it all in. He’s having the time of his fucking life

They’re so respectful, asking if he wants them to back off or stop flirting, and he doesn’t even mind if they get a little touchy with him; they apologize directly afterwards, but Dennis reassures them it’s fine, teasing that he likes being manhandled

Jack snaps the pen he was writing with in half, and Robby has to step away and take a breath of fresh air outside

They have a rough rest of the shift. Robby's trying not to snap at people because whenever he does, Dennis gives him the biggest, saddest eyes, and he will feel like the worst person on Earth. Jack doesn't even attempt to go near all the men, afraid he's going to be mean, mean, and make everything worse

This is their push to finally get their heads out of their ass and stop dragging their feet. They realize that there are plenty of other men out there waiting for a man like Dennis, and if they didn’t move quick, he’d be snatched up

They ask him out immediately, making it known they want a real relationship and to be exclusive

Everyone makes fun of the married couple because it took an entire bus full of men for them to finally ask Dennis out after pining for him since they first met him