Absurdmundanity

He/Him | I’m probably going to just post whatever I feel like really

[absurdmundanity]

Tropical insect uses lethal speed of its spring-loaded mandibles to stun or kill prey

To summarize the relevant part of the article, this is the Dracula ant and they way they feed is they bring food to their young to digest. They then get their food by drinking the blood of the young in low enough amounts so as to not harm them much.

The greatest thing about nature is that it has wilder animals than any fiction can come up with. I mean like, why don’t vampires in media do this? I don’t read vampire fiction(haven’t read Twilight and never intend to), but there has to be at least one vampire that just is like “Yo, can I get some of your blood?” and doesn’t kill them.

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

was trying to type "oh my god" and it corrected to "oh my gif" so who wants to join my new religion

[depreciated-dragon]

@cassandrasimplex's tags:

#sounds great#this is a very reasonable religion with no possible major schism#no religious wars will arise from this#nobody needs to debate a minor point for thousands of years#by the way how do you pronounce that?

[feyosha]

Here we go again…

[queer-as-city-folk]

Asphalt is a truly evil creature

[queer-as-city-folk]

Makes the cities way to hot, breaks easily, is ugly, expensive, resource intensive

[queer-as-city-folk]

We need to go back to cobblestone roads

[earhartsease]

hmm what about us wheelchair users

[queer-as-city-folk]

The sidewalks and crosswalks would still be concrete and flat

[webshood]

13 year old Jason Todd: The Gotham Goliaths are pretty neat.

Bruce Wayne, happy to find something to bond with his kid over: That's great Jase.

*One week later*

Bruce: Jase, I didn't know which of the teams you though was neat, so I bought both for you !

Jason Todd, 13 years old, now a hockey and football team richer: YOU BOUGHT WHAT??

[ryemiffie]

More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Batman: I would never betray you!

Red hood, pointing at Tim: Then what's that?!

Tim: ...

Batman: A complication.

Red hood: A complication?! It's a child!

Batman: Well I see that!

Tim, talking to Jason: Oh you don't have to be offended, he doesn't know how I got here.

Red hood:

Batman: I don't!

Tim:

Red hood:

Batman: It's actually kinda unsettling, how did you get here?

Tim: I followed the voices.

Batman: Oh, I didn't realise we were being that loud.

Tim: No no, not your voices, the voices.

Red hood:

Batman:

Red hood: should we be worried or-

[incorrectbatfam]

Sharks, I'm asking for $300,000 to further my comedy-driven minimalistic artistic vision (erase Bruce from all Batman comic panels) through an impromptu merger with an existing action media franchise (staging a coup at DC headquarters). In return, you'll get self-reflective insight into human behavior when faced with sudden unexpected gaps in entertainment material (it'll be really fucking funny and we both know it)

[viralfrog]

[absurdmundanity]

You lost

[octoberhorse-deactivated2024071]

Why is it that people named Dante(s) or Vergil are so awesome?

[octoberhorse-deactivated2024071]

Follow up: Vergil is the only correct spelling, and no one can convince me otherwise.

[absurdmundanity]

Virgil=vile. The spelling was originally Vergilius, so Vergil makes more sense than Virgil.

Virgil - Wikipedia

Virgil - Wikipedia

[absurdmundanity]

Existence is cool I guess