I don't know what the fuck I'm doing

This page is a mess that I don’t plan on organizing Therian and Fictionkin <3

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[big-meows]

Rocky builds his xenonite EVA suit and the first thing he does is crawl into Grace's bed for sleep watch duty but he hate hate hates all the softness, blankets and mattress are soft and muffle sound and he keeps kind of tap-tap-tapping around trying to get comfortable and Grace laughs him out of bed because he looks for all the world like a cat making biscuits and Rocky is indignant like what the fuck is a cat question

And that's how Grace introduces Rocky to cat videos

[tall]

[gronknuts]

rocky hunting grace while hes working like heh. going to pull big prank on grace. stupid human hearing so bad very bad and only 'see' with light-sense organ in one direction at a time. eridian best hunter on all erid, evolved best hunting veeeery quiet. scare grace a lot. very funny.

rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW

[daily-mechanisms-gender]

take Aurora in gently Nastya, let's see what today's gender can do

^

[homunculus-argument]

Attempt 1 of trying to make homemade sherbert:

Evidently it does need some sort of an additional third ingredient that would prevent it from freezing solid but maintain a creamy consistency instead. Simply mashing frozen slices of pear with a mortar, pestle, and the chinless rage of a neanderthal, sprinkling a little honey on top of the half-thawed pear mush befote popping it back into the freezer for a few minutes will not make fruit sherbert. I was not expecting it to, but I had to make sure before I try anything more complicated.

[homunculus-argument]

Correction: sorbet, not sherbert. I don't know why there's two different things that are almost the same with names that are almost the same, but what I failed to create was sorbet. It didn't turn out sherbert either, to be fair.

[haleyusesherwords]

[epicscizor]

[lordofchips]

It’s so important to me that he says “Dr. Captain Ryland Grace” when sending the Beatles back to Earth. Because the Hail Mary was made for a Captain, a Scientist, and an Engineer. And Grace only claims the Captain and Scientist parts. Because Rocky is the Engineer! Rocky is the Hail Mary’s Engineer!!!

[maggotmuncher0]

request for @glorpalicious

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[nova-artifex]

Jane Prentiss inspired artwork 🪱

I didn’t wanna do a straight up fanart of her but more of an inspired artwork ✨ Hope you like it 🖤

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[embers-braincells]

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

[yuriartillery]

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

[embers-braincells]

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

[sentient-tent]

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

[ravmycupine]

The more things change, the more things stay the same....

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒