hello

I’ll put something here when I think of what

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[acanthopodium]

Ok maybe I'm going to finally learn some tech shit cause I've gotta go on GitHub and download some stuff in order to remove Geminis corpse from this phone. Disabling everything isn't enough I need to pick it out of my phone piece by piece like carrion birds tearing out the offal from a dead antelope

[cadaverkeys]

Wishing my goth followers a very pleasant double xp event

[mystical-breadsticks]

I hope this joke hasn’t already been done, I had a fun time thinking of it and drawing it (though it may seem extremely stupid to everyone else)

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[fruitshi]

[nyano64]

Same energy

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[despazito]

girls night

[wishfishy]

So what if we take all of the Eldritch eye monster Jon, and shove that right into season one?

It took Jon three weeks to figure out how to drink stuff again. The trick is don’t think about it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Obsessed with how people will just say stuff

[dontmindcontrol]

i’m the girl and i love everyone who is also this girl

[meanboysfromkremlin]

[sirdarlig-deactivated20200710]

*Kill Bill siren echoes ominously in the distance*

[eggsaladstain]

god bless the producers of worst cooks

[takamasa]

[sharkpunks]

Ohhh, hog

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[arofili]

things tumblr has

xkit

multiple different post types

the ability to talk in tags w/o broadcasting your thoughts to the world or adding to op’s post

relative anonymity

a userbase that baffles advertisers

things twitter has

the same bad takes you find on tumblr but 4 years later

elon musk