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I'm lonely, and I don't know how to tell people I like them (18+)

[inzergue]

[catchymemes]

This was posted on a ‘second hand finds’ Facebook page…

…only to be followed by this amazing message.

The roller coaster ride started.

With a happy ending…

…and a sweet poem to finish.

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[novelistparty]

Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot

[mtndewpitchblack]

[accentnz]

I broke out, I'm over @omni-rhombus now Stop following me

[accentnz]

Fuck this shit, I'm breaking out of Tumblr horny jail

If someone called OmniRhombus starts following you, don't worry is just me

[oodlezsinbin]

How.. exactly does one go about juicing a plant boy?

It's really not so different from milking a cow, and depending on how ripe they are that season it's easy to tell when they need to be juiced.

You can see how swollen Barry's chest gets so that's a good sign they're ready. If you want to get it done with fast, you can use an automatic milker, like ones used on livestock.

Getting the juice out fast this way will reduce the swelling tremendously, but if you don't have one on hand, you can just use your hand! It does take a little longer but some enjoy the gentler approach.

It doesn't take much more than a gentle squeeze and the juice will come right out. You want to have them bent over though so you can squeeze the juice right into a bucket.

Typically each session could yield up to about a gallon of juice. That may vary depending on how often you milk them, and they probably will tell you when they need that to happen.

[everythingfox]

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

This skunk family heals me.

[destiny-islanders]

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

[history-student-against-antis]

Freeloader Comin’ through!

[moonlight-fox]

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

[bramblepatch]

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

[pocosun]

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

[wessasaurus-rex]

i laughed WAY too hard at this 

[catlips001]

Woah… Donkey smoke a weed?

[gayvian]

no, im afraid this image was ehanced with adobe photoshop

[catlips001]

Donkey don’t smoke a weed? :(

[wiittyusername]

Been playing through Undertale for the first time on Switch recently and since it’s also spook month I had the idea for this dumb little parody animation of one of my favourite videos (x). Credit to the original artist, @brakken! Also up on Youtube.

[honest-cat]

I just noticed that Frisk is doing the Lucky Luciano pose throughout this video

[accentnz]

Peek-a-boo

[theinturnetexplorer]

[oomaraking]

Now imagine a shooter went through that facility, you effectively disabled that officer’s gun by doing that

[speedy1661]

Not Mine

But

Bananas Are Still Dangerous Weapons

[oomaraking]

How so?

[accentnz]

[oomaraking]

Still needed a gun

[accentnz]

[mushroommamamaximus]

I think one of the first steps of “overcoming” anxiety is accepting the fact that it doesn’t go away. No one can overcome it completely. It can get better, it can get less frequent, but it will never go away, and that’s perfectly okay! Getting comfortable with that idea helps.

That might sound scary to accept but every living person will experience anxiety at some point. Some more than others, just know you’re not a failure whenever you feel it or how often. Try not to force it away or be scared of it, because you’ll always be ok even when it happens💖

Accepting that has helped so much. I used to go months without feeling it & then I’d have one bad night & suddenly feel like I failed myself & I’d never get better, therefore creating even more anxiety/depression. There’s no point in being afraid of what’s normal. You got this!

[allyouneedisbellies]

https://twitter.com/j8867bbw/status/1173919843059240960

[accentnz]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Unga...

[theinturnetexplorer]

[oomaraking]

Now imagine a shooter went through that facility, you effectively disabled that officer’s gun by doing that

[speedy1661]

Not Mine

But

Bananas Are Still Dangerous Weapons

[oomaraking]

How so?

[accentnz]

[dumouwin]

fucking,,,, just found out jack spent like 30 mins in walmart smelling shampoos bc i asked him to grab me some when he went but forgot to tell him what brand,,, like who the fuck,,,, why is he the way that he is,,,, he fucking got the right brand too that’s the worst part like IT WORKED

[dumouwin]

akshsjaka I HATE HIM

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[mushroommamamaximus]

This is my absolute favorite thing.

[accentnz]

I really enjoy the way it catches itself after the stumble at the beginning of the stairs

It's like "Woah, hey! These are new but okay, let's roll with it!"