Plague.exe

requests: open | she/her | mental state worse than math grades | 18

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Rules (updated)

I am back again, ready and in the mood to do headcanons, so I decided to upgrade my rules ~

1. NO COMPREHENSIVE WRITINGS OF SMUT - I will hint that characters have had intercourse, but will not describe it comprehensively, not because I am uncomfortable, I am just not good at it and don't want to be or practice smut writing.

2. NO PEDOPHILIA, NO INCEST - Pretty self-explanatory. No such heinous atrocities will be written.

3. ONLY 3-5 CHARACTERS PER REQUEST - I want to write headcanons, but I also have responsibilities in real life and it will take me way too much time to write long requests with a lot of characters, and I have to delay them, thus making people wait for too much and delaying other waiting requests, which can be really annoying.

4. ONLY ACCEPTING UP TO 10 REQUESTS IN MY ASK BOX - Pretty much for almost the same reason as rule № 3. I need some time for myself too, because my mental state is not currently okay.

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For drawing references 

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oh this is a life saver

[gallusrostromegalus]

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

[petermorwood]

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

[kazububs-archived]

Hello there. Congratulations on 100 followers ^^

For the event, I chose Mikey #1. Feeling angsty today :}

Take care!

Manjiro "Mikey" Sano - Prompt #1 "I wish that I was enough." warnings: angst with hurt/comfort, mentions of blood/injury, gn!reader

The light seeps into the room as Mikey flicks on the bathroom light, coming home early in the morning from Bonten headquarters. Rubbing the sleep out of your eyes, shivering as the blankets are thrown back. The sink runs as Mikey hunches over it, running busted knuckles under it.

"Mikey? Baby?" Soaking him in, you can tell work has been brutal on him lately. Dark circles under his eyes, skin seeming paler than usual, you could tell he's starting to spiral. "Hey love." You muse gently grabbing his hands, inspecting his bruised hands.

Sighing you grab a first aid kit under the sink, and start disinfecting the scratches. Mikey had yet to say a word, eyes following your movements as you patch him up. He could feel the anxiety pool in his stomach.

Your voice seemed so distant to him, your warm touch making his breath hitch as your hand gently cups his face. "Baby what's wrong? Why are you crying?" He seemed so distant, like he wasn't really here with you.

Mikey's eyes flick to lock with yours, not noticing that he is crying until the tears break his lash line and streak down his face. Your thumb drags over his cheek, "I'm here, just breath." His breath hitches, as you take his hand, leading him to sit down on the bed. "Why?" He mumbled out, and if you weren't listening you would have missed it. "What's on your mind. I'm here I promise, talk to me Mikey." Sometimes its better to let him talk on his own time.

After a few minutes his breathing calmed down, meeting your eyes you could see the doubt and pain swimming in them. "Why do you stay? You know of all the things I've done. I don't deserve you. You deserve someone who can actually make you happy!" His voice raised after every word, but you know he isn't mad at you, but himself.

"I know all that you've done, but I still choose to love you. And I always will love you Mikey." His eye brows scrunch as hands clench in his lap, "You shouldn't love someone like me, I love you so much, and fuck! I'd do anything for you! I wish that I was enough." The tears start to flow again as he collapses into your arms, "I just wished that I could be enough for you." Carding through his stark white hair, "You are enough Mikey, you always will be enough for me."

Ahhh I hope you liked this! I'm sorry it's not straight angst, if you want me to redo it please let me know! But thank you so much for your request, please feel free to request more! <3

~ Mod Bubs

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Thank you so much, this was so well done ^^

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Hello :) Ur writings are absolutely amazing

Can I get headcanons of Genya x Fem!Pillar!Reader?

She's around 17, so no pedophilia

Sorry this took so long

When he first saw her his knees were weak

Genya is shy and usually expresses his fondness by just observing them and blushing

One day Tanjiro encouraged him to talk to her but he was too shy to do so

Buut she began receiving notes every day from him

He forgot to put anonymous and instead wrote his name lol..it was like that for a week

Before they got together Genya was always worried and trembled in fear when she was away on a mission

It was Tanjiro who asked them to be paired together

Genya was on the verge of death and he thought he will indeed die and he confessed his feelings

Little did he know he only lost consciousness and woke up to her blushing

Long story short she returned his feelings and they got together

From that day on they are like a butt and a pair of panties (inseparable)

They train together every day

Genya is oblivious as hell and thinks she can be impressed by food

So he began buying her food all the time

He is still shaking when they're on a mission, but thanks to his nature she was kept alive

He loves affection, but is too timid to ask for it

Genya loooves her outfit choice and never misses to compliment her about it

He is so in love he notices the smallest changes in her "Oi, your hair has fewer strands than yesterday. " "How the fuc-"

He still gives her notes, but only after a fight because he is shy and expresses his apologies by notes

Helps her to train every time, whenever she is discouraged he is there to remind her she is the best

She likes sitting on him while he does push ups

After Genya gets more comfortable he hugs her from the back, a l w a y s

Obsessed with her waist like wtf

She is super caring, like overly caring. Always brings a HUGE first aid kit just in c a s e.

During missions they like to hold their hands while swinging their swords with the other one

I can imagine them holding up the corpse and kissing after victory as a trophy

Communicate with their eyes during missions, nobody but them understands

Genya is one of those guys who when he is calm is the sweetest sunshine of all time, but he goes ape shit when his lover is in danger or someone messes with her

Sanemi doesn't like you that much but tolerates you because of his brother

They train together, always, and most of the time Genya purposely lets his gf to beat him, just so he can see her merry smile

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Don't worry about them being short! I'm glad you even did something at all :0 thank you very much, I like them a lot <3

I am glad you like them! Also, youre welcome

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[glassgallows]

Anyway here's some additions from the Maasai and Kikuyu, two grassy plain-dwelling groups from Eastern Africa that I think count as unfuckwithable

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Feel like Poland should be included since we're literally called "people of the fields" according to the etymology of Poland.

Also look at her GO

[twofingerswhiskey]

I’m Métis, here’s some of ours! You’ll notice it looks remarkably similar to the above.

We also have some less intricate clothing (if it looks a bit Victorian to you - that’s pretty much the right era for most of this!)

[bone-collector-cryptid]

Can’t believe no one’s done it yet I will be the person to add the cowboys: Latin American focus.

Here is the Chilean huaso:

Gauchos, from primarily Argentina where they’re a large national symbol close to the level of cowboys in the US. Also gauchos are in Uruguay.  Their pants are called bombachas and the other garment wrapped around them are called chiripas.  They work in grasslands called pampas, known for being really fertile:

While they’re not as dressed up as the others or have as prominent of a culture, for a broader Latin American cowboy context, I feel like also adding llaneros, who are from Colombia and Venezuela, in the llanos region, a type of tropical grassland similar to the pampas, hence the name llanero. Pampas get annual flooding and these guys would go barefoot a lot, and you can see that the stirrup on the horse’s saddle is really different than what you’re probably used to seeing, to accommodate for that, which is what I want to point out as an aspect of plains cultures developing clothing/accessories/tools to suit the environment. 

Cowboy culture happened wherever Spanish colonial influence and grassland biomes came together.  They differ based on the grasslands having different climates (ex tropical in South America), and the local indigenous influence (ex, backtracking to gauchos, they would use this tool called bolas to catch animals, which were basically two balls tied to a string that you threw and it spun around an animals legs, and were an indigenous invention):

I would love to keep posting cowboy dress lol but will stick to the post’s theme of grassland of course.  

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Wanted to add my culture, I am super in love with our traditional clothing, called the nosia (Bulgaria)

these head things are super heavy but beautiful. worn them a lot of times back then when i was a dancer

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Are you also okay with writing headcanons for rarepairs? If so, could you try some for Hyoudou x Wanda? If not, that's fine too. Take care <3

I don't mind any ships anon. And thank you, you take care too ^^

These are kinda short but I've never expressed enough interest in these characters. Excuse me

Hyodou learned how to braid just so he can do Wanda's hair

Wanda is always on his toes when they're together because he always thinks something bad is going to happen, so he is prepared

It took Hyodou months to reassure him that he is capable of taking care of himself

Hyodou falls hard. He associates every song he listens to with Wanda (with the exception of those negative songs he has saved)

Wanda doesn't have a big sense of humour, but being in love with Hyodou he laughs at every joke he blurts out

Hyodou started training harder so he can protect Wanda from others if needed

Much to his surprise, Wanda is able to kick some ass like a pro

Hyodou loves to annoy him almost all the time. He takes videos of how he's chewing something, picks his nose when he suddenly falls alseep or just straight up pranking him

Even when Wanda learned all of his tricks and stopped getting caught in them, that ass Hyodou still continues

But Wanda likes his behavior because it makes their relationship better

Both love to brag about being the best couple

If Hyodou angers Wanda in some kind of way in public, he will remain quiet and deathstare at him until they're in private, then Hyodou is doomed

Wanda laughs on dad jokes

"Why was the mushroom invited to the party.. cuz he was a fungi" got him good and Hyodou had to calm him down and couldn't succeed even after HOURS

Eat only junk food lol, Hyodou doesn't like fruits and Wanda doesn't like vegetables

[autasticanna]

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

[saint-ambrosef]

-a lot of bullies dont think of themselves as bullies, either

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- bullies do not bully you because they like you

- getting bullied as a kid can even mess you up as a teen

- ignoring does not work. it does not make them go away. it’s a lie told to make kids less “”problematic””

- do not feel bad about fighting back.

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Been through it. I can confirm that all of this is true.

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Sakuma x Aphrodi headcanons

Special hcs for @rainstorm1819

Aphrodi always cleans Sakuma's home when he visits. A huge clean freak

Sakuma likes to nap with him, but more often than not Aphrodi is awake while Sakuma snorts on his chest

Both exercise together when they visit their homes

They always meet before school so Aphrodi gives Sakuma his homemade food

Aphrodi hides his junk food, sorry but he does not want such poison in his sight, let alone Sakuma eat it

If they watch a movie that is, let's say, 2 hours long, they will frequently pause it to comment on it, and by the time they finish it the whole day would've already passed

Have radically different music tastes and always roast themselves about it (in a joking manner)

Aphrodi once rearranged Sakuma's whole wardrobe and borrowed stole some of his stuff because they're the same size.

Whenever Aphrodi bends down to pick up something Sakuma is always there to smack his ass

They collect bottles from different flavors of flavored water (yes they love it to the point where they can't have a meal without it)

Both love junk food to some point, even if they don't want to admit it, so they have cheat days once every 2 weeks

Aphrodi never finishes his meals and gives them to Sakuma

They cuddle with 2 blankets over them and in matching pajamas

They both collect trinkets or charms made by resin

Sakuma knows when Aphrodi is nervous or angry because he fiddles with his hair and his hands always play with sth

Sakuma doesn't have a lot of pictures of them but Aphrodi fills his whole phone memory with them lol

He even made a new instagram account only for their pictures only

They like to watch motivational videos when one of them is sad if they can't be comforted by words

Sakuma's pinterest is filled with healthy food recipes and they try a new recipe every 3 days

If they had a fight they will write letters to each other until one of them (mostly Sakuma) apologizes

Aphrodi buys Sakuma hair care products because god he doesn't have an idea which products should he use

They facetime even when they study, they aren't bothered by the awkward silence

Aphrodi sends like..thousands of emojis while Sakuma has a hard time understanding where he should use most of them

Sakuma enjoys brushing and braiding Aphrodi's hair

Once Aphrodi was petrified by Sakuma's handwriting and they had a lesson of penmanship lol

Thats all I was able to come up with. Hope you like them

[sai-fujiwara]

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

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[wilbdhm]

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is it just me or

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yep those are called squirmles

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Maybe 26 for Mitsuya from Tokyo Rev and Taiyou from IE? :0

You did a great job on the edit btw!! Thank you! :D

You're welcome and thank you ^^~

Mitsuya has an angel's voice, he even tried to sing sleeping sun by nightwish and oh my god.

As of Taiyou...well no xd he cannot sing. He knows he cannot and prefers to hum from time to time

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11 for Chifuyu? <3

oh my someone actually asked, thank you

took me some time but THIS

idk i think this color suits him

[frostfirefandoms]

101 headcanon asks

Send in a character(s) and a number(s) for the fandom the reblogger choses and go wild! I made this list to hopefully have some different asks than the ones I normally see floating around. 

1: What color(s) do I associate with them?

2: What’s their comfort food?

3: What’s a desert they’d kill a man for?

4: What flavor of Monster would they’d drink?

5: What kind of tea do they like?

6: Can they walk in heels?

7: Can they do makeup?

8: How flexible are they?

9: What kind of dance would they do at 3am?

10: What random mobile game do they play?

11:What color would they spontaneouly dye their hair in the standard punk breakdown?

12: How many piercings do they have, which ones, and how often do they wear them?

13: Would they let a small child paint their nails?

14: Are they a good babysitter?

15: How often do they say fuck? and in what contexts?

16: How many languages do they speak and why did they learn them? (or some of them if the character knows more than 10)

17: Math Gay, English Gay, or both?

18: What would their favorite college class be?

19: What would their least favorite college class be?

20: What would their favorite book series be?

Weiterlesen

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Inazuma eleven and tokyo revengers ××

[betasunkern]

[captain-price-official]

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Are there people who are still in the inazuma eleven fandom?

[still-we-rise]

Very important update: Russians are protesting.

They had protest on the streets against Putin and his actions, and are begging the world for forgiveness. One and a half thousand people got arrested.

They don't want this war as much as everyone else.

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It is chaos, this should've never happened.