Professor from Hogwarts: you four explain now
Slytherin: it was griffindor
Ravenclaw: it was griffindor
Hufflepuff: it was griffindor
Griffindor: it was griffindor
Griffindor:.......
Griffindor: shit

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Professor from Hogwarts: you four explain now
Slytherin: it was griffindor
Ravenclaw: it was griffindor
Hufflepuff: it was griffindor
Griffindor: it was griffindor
Griffindor:.......
Griffindor: shit
X: if ravenclaw jumped of a cliff would you jum....
Griffindor: yes
X:....
Griffindor: if ravenclaw is jumping off a cliff it must be for a good reason
*at a party on someones house*
Hufflepuff: see, raven? i told you we would be having fun here hanging out with everyone we know. there's no reason to feel anxious!
Ravenclaw, shoving breadsticks into her purse: yea lots of fun- I gotta go something urgent came up
James: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.
Lily: Don’t worry, trying anything for the first time is hard.
*on a mission*
Hufflepuff: ok, who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?
Gryffindor, rolling their eyes: Slytherin’s.
Slytherin: Fuck shit up out there and don’t die
Ravenclaw, wiping away a tear: Inspirational
*Silvester 2021*
Gryffindor: Yeah! F*ck off 2020, we are done with you! Hey Puff, help me to install the fireworks! We'll leave that shitty year with a boom and some glitter!
Hufflepuff: I'm totally in, glitter and boom sounds amazing! Sly, I can trust you with that champagne?
Slytherin: Don't worry, you can always trust me with alcohol. Keep an eye on Gryff though, they are gonna burn something.
Gryffindor: *carrying out fireworks in the hall* I would never! But you'll be drunk before midnight!
Ravenclaw: In fact, you are both right. And tomorrow morning, when Sly suffers a hangover and Gryff some small burns you will battle each other who has it worse while Puff and I need to look after you. Mark my words, they will come true. *thinks for a moment* But I'm in with glitter and boom too, this year hast to be ended.
If you need something done, get me. And maybe Ravenclaw so that we have some common sense in the group.
-Slytherin
Gryffindor: You clearly came straight from hell.
Slytherin: Wrong,
Slytherin: I clearly came gay from hell, bitch.
Hahaha I love this so much
Hufflepuff, playing scrabble: I will put my “A” down to make “A!”
Slytherin: I will add to your “A” to make “AT"
Gryffindor: I will add onto your “AT” to make a “RAT”
Ravenclaw, completely genuine: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Gryffindor: [flips the board]
Slytherin: How stupid does Raven think we are?
Gryffindor:
Gryffindor: sometimes they leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Gryffindor: The moon is really beautiful tonight
Hufflepuff: Oddly enough, it really is
Slytherin: *Whispering* Should we tell them that’s just a tortilla I threw at the window?
Ravenclaw: No...
i know the new year won’t magically erase everything bad happening in the world but i hope 2021 is kinder to you all and that it brings brighter moments and healing
Ravenclaw: what's up?
Slytherin: about to have a mental breakdown. what about you?
Ravenclaw: in the middle of a mental breakdown
Ravenclaw: i’m not wearing my glasses anymore.
Ravenclaw: i’ve seen enough.
Slytherin: Have you been yelled at by raven yet?
Griffindor: Ha! I’m not scared of them.
Slytherin: So that’s a “no” then.
Slytherin: I am not a sweet and loving person. I am a stone cold person and nothing can break me.
Ravenclaw: What about an hour ago when you literally cried because Hufflepuff was wearing your beanie, and you said “they look so adorable”?
Slytherin: Did I ask for your opinion?
Ravenclaw: I’m always scared, but at the same time; I have an arrogant self hatred that makes me wish for death,,, so..