hogwarts posts

incorrect quotes and situations of the hogwarts houses - just a ravenclaw that claims she's an artist and procrastinates religiously

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Happy Christmas Eve Eve everybody!

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Ravenclaw, who is european: omg just stop creating tension and tell us the votes FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Hufflepuff, american: ??? you good?

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Ukraine (2/24/2022)

As most/all of you know at this point, last night/early morning Ukraine time, Russian military forces invaded Ukraine after Putin announced that he had decided "to carry out a special military operation in Ukraine.

I am not an expert on this, nor do I claim to be, so I'm not going to be talking about what's actually going on on the ground. But a few things to keep in mind:

Be very careful about the sources you read and trust. Russia is incredibly good at disinformation campaigns. Sources such as Reuters, AP, NY Times, and Washington Post are reliable. Sources such as RT are not. If you want to see what sort of disinformation Russia is putting out on this topic, Bellingcat has a database that's tracking it.

Be careful what you share. If something could be a disinformation campaign, don't share it. If something seems unreliable or out of date, don't share it. If something shares Ukrainian troop movements, don't share it.

This is not something to joke about, or to meme, or to treat callously. These are, and I cannot say this strongly enough, real people who are going to be hurt and killed, not some hypothetical thing that's just happening on CNN.

If you want to help, help in ways that Ukrainians ask for. There are a lot of Ukrainian people on social media talking about useful ways for foreigners to help, so I recommend checking out those. Here are a few:

Jane Lytvynenko's link to resources on how foreigners can help

A thread about what should and shouldn't be done to help Ukraine

If you're Ukrainian and have any other thoughts, please add them.

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*in hell*

Satan: dude you gotta stop following me around

Slytherin: I don’t know anyone else here and i feel awkward

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Gryffindor: *counting on their fingers*

Bouncer: i just asked you how old you are

Gryffindor: can you shut the fuck up for a second

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Gryffindor: *ordering a cake for raven's birthday*

Shop owner: and what do you want the cake to say?

Gryffindor: *covering the phone to look at raven* do we want a talking cake?

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*the morning after a party*

Hufflepuff: Oh my god. I'm so hungover

Slytherin: I feel great. I ran 5k this morning

Hufflepuff: Really?

Slytherin: No, I threw up in the shower

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Gryffindor: slytherin, raven is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Slytherin: okay, were you talking before she got mad?

Gryffindor: yes.

Slytherin: that's probably it.

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Gryffindor: wait, if i am half stupid, my other half would be smart or just plain regular?

Ravenclaw: right now, you're full stupid

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Hufflepuff: how have you been coping with everything?

Ravenclaw: with sarcasm mostly

Hufflepuff: has that been working?

Ravenclaw: yeah it's been super great

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Slytherin: can you give me my phone back?

Ravenclaw: what's the magical word?

Slytherin: *sighs* can you give me my phone back, asshole

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Woman: aw he's so cute

Ravenclaw: thanks he's a rescue

Gryffindor, their boyfriend: stop telling people that

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Slytherin: i cried in a room for 25 years and i didn't get a single hug from any of you!

Ravenclaw: *sighs* alright bring it in-

Slytherin: don't touch me!

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Robot Roomba: *bumping into the table*

Gryffindor: haha stupid machine

Robot Roomba: *moving towards them*

Gryffindor: oh no OKAY I'M SORRY I'M SOR-

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Hufflepuff: oh wow cinnamon coke is awful whose idea was it

Slytherin: we did that in rehab as a joke it was painful

Slytherin: oh coke like coca-cola?

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Ravenclaw: watching sitcoms until 3am is free therapy

Slytherin: i think what you need is actual therapy

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Gryffindor: are you superman?

Slytherin: no

Gryffindor: would you tell me if you were?

Slytherin: i'd tell everyone, i never understood why he cared who knew