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themindofanintp

*mid make-out session* have you ever taken the myers briggs

hellaintp

INTP: *is sad*

ENTP: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong INTP?

ne-thing-is-possible

A Message to Each of my Functions; finals week addition (ENFP)

To Ne: “I know, I know. Just wait till June. You apparently need a degree. Here’s a colouring book while you wait.”

To Fi: “Don’t worry. Te has it all under control. Kind of.”

To Te: “Girl I need more. Let’s move move move. The others need you to get this bitch over with for me. Here are 10 things I need done by Wednesday. And you’re gonna need to schedule in water because Si didn’t tell me I was dehydrated. Thanks I know you can handle it. But make sure you don’t overexert. We don’t want a reinstalment of The Freshman Incident.

To Si: "Good work on telling me i was getting a cold. That was good work. You can go back to bed now.”

To MBTI gods: “oh great ones, why do last functions even exist.”

bloomflowersbloom

dumbassity-deactivated20180202

I’m an introvert and I would never do this. Being an introvert, I don’t really care if people know I’m an introvert or not.

cametobrazil

infamous-entp

When I see a “The Types As-” post

*only reads the thing for my type and ignores the rest*

*reblogs if I like mine, keeps scrolling if I don’t*

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Ok but has this been done yet

another-enfj

Mbti Types as Millennials You’ll Meet

Disclaimer: this post is purely for amusement & LOLs ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ISTJ: TRADITIONALIST - has a fetish for Mon-Fri 9 to 5 jobs + benefits - traditional AF - this species is v endangered, please donate - has had the same goals and dreams since they were a fetus - productive member of society™

ESTJ: YUPPIE - working 27/9 on multiple projects, multiple jobs & multiple underlings to command - getting more stuff done than you’ll ever do in your lifetime - somehow has a neater desk than you but knows how to party it up when they’re finally off hours - fav type of party is a networking party - actually has time and money to Netflix

INTJ: COLLECTORS - is on all the social medias but almost never posts - knows all the tings but never really says it - v secretive - will low-key become a billionaire overnight for starting a very important company that no one has heard of

ENTJ: YOUR BOSS - is the only person who actually knows what they’re doing - started taking on leadership roles since birth (re: shoved the doctor out of the way to cut their own umbilical cord) - shows love via loud criticism – is only trying to help you help yourself - so DONEEE with incompetence

ISFJ: MILLENNIAL MOM - shares so many Facebook posts that fb definitely knows who they voted for/where they shop at/intimate details even they don’t know - actually writes Amazon reviews (thank you) - replies to all messages from fam within 30 seconds - attends annual mom convention just to maintain their status (Level 10 Mom Friend™)

ESFJ: FOODIES - has multiple social platforms to display their culinary skills (STATUS: black belt) - charming AF but WILL throw shade if provoked - hair is goals - listed on Huffington Post as top 21 Pinterest users to follow

INTP: THE FUTURE™ - obsessed with the possibilities of the future - topics all INTPs are pre-programmed to get excited about: AI, start-ups, technology, STEM jokes - may combust when stupid arguments are portrayed as facts - procrastination level: over 9000

ENTP: BROGRAMMERS - speaks a foreign language invented by them - beer parties & philosophical debates are always lit - pretty WOKE actually - Nerd™

INFJ: MODERN HIPSTER - had first quarter life crisis at 15 - your official therapist - writes self-love/compassion/know-yourself/nostalgia posts for a website - stares through a window from time to time looking contemplative

ENFJ: GRASSROOTS CHAMPION - actually has their life together despite repeat quarter life crises - persuasive AF - “I do what I want, I don’t need your validation … but also I consider how it affects everyone around me and how I’ll be perceived” - won Volunteer of the Year award every year for the last 5 years; got promoted to presenting the Volunteer of the Year award instead

ENFP: EXUBERANTS - lives off of the Likes of friends and random Internet strangers - needs social validation through an IV drip - will most likely die of FOMO - life motto: pics or it didn’t happen - golden retriever but looks like a person (cute either way)

INFP: UNDEREMPLOYED - Feelings™ - overqualified for all the jobs but doesn’t know what jobs they actually care enough to apply for - posts are always either WOKE AF or self-deprecating - hopes and dreams are on life support

ESTP: WANDERLUST™ - bucket-list longer than Santa’s list - only has semi-naked pics on Tinder - knows the most important words in every language (i.e. “what’s your phone number”) - no honey, don’t call them; yes, they’re definitely seeing other people

ISTP: SHUT OUTs - self-employed - will low-key land a steady 6 figure job for being in the right place at the right time - moonlights as a hand model - credit card ebills show 20% of income spent on Redbull/coffee

ESFP: YOUTUBE VLOGGER - EXTRA AF™ - somehow amassed a HUGE following from weekly 10 minute videos about their day - will fake their death if no one is paying attention to them - actually really savage - sparkly

ISFP: PROFESSIONAL SELFIES TAKER - living embodiment of the word “aesthetic” - hair/style/make-up/art is goals - snapchat game is on point - etsy is only their side hussle - flower crowns filters

funkymbtifiction

This may be a stupid question however I'm just going to ask it anyway because this is been in my head. So when it comes to introverted intuition and extroverted intuition, are the people who use introverted intuition the people who focus on their own internal individual potential and the people who use extraverted intuition look at the potential of external things such as other people and things?

It’s not stupid.

The answer is yes and no.

Ni both looks toward inner potential and also the potential in others. It’s all about subjective interpretation of unseen patterns; I’ve heard it described as the user dumping Lincoln logs blocks on the floor and watching them assemble themselves into a cabin without any participation from the Ni user. So, Ni can become fixated on what it envisions for itself from life (me standing here, doing this, with the room just so around me, and the feeling I will have when I achieve it) … but it can also look at others and pattern-adjust to foresee what they could / will do (I see you standing here, doing this, in the future…). The more information Ni has to use as part of the Lincoln logs, the more accurate the cabin will be.

Ne looks to the external world for patterns, rather than the subconscious, and it tries to ‘add on’ to what it already knows, like a spider weaving its web – creating one strand, then three, then twelve, then forty-eight, then expanding the web to a different rafter. There’s no internal process, and no need to think about it – instead, a new piece of intuitive information enters the web and the Ne immediately hauls it around and tries to fit it into the overall pattern. It maintains an openness, rather than fixating on a single vision; it COULD be this… or that… or I have not all the information yet. It sees what COULD be, in a more ideal state, more than what WILL be. (Though it can also predict ahead.)

Depending on the judging functions pared with Ni or Ne, the approach shifts; Ni/Se + TeFi is indeed more focused on self-achievement; Ni/Se + FeTi will be more focused on interpersonal dynamics and group potential; Ne/Si + FiTe will focus on what it values most and how to inspire others / achieve success; Ne/Si + TiFe will focus on attaining ultimate understanding and sharing of information.

Where it falls in the stack also matters; for example, using feelers – NiFe will focus more on one’s own vision and how to make it real; FeNi will focus not only on a personal vision, but on others’ greater potential because healthy Fe-dom loves to interact with, figure out, and help other people; similarly, FiNe will be more focused on individual growth / attaining one’s OWN idealistic potential; NeFi will be continually focused outward on shaping / influencing others and pushing them toward their greater potential. Etc.

- ENFP Mod

goth-aunt

accioentp

MBTI this!

#mbti #mbti this #what type is this #fun

#drugs #alcohol #addiction #health #liver #brain #neuroscience #meme #guy checking out girl meme #humor #funny

#meme #weed #cannabis #marajauna #smoke #lungs #health #addiction #funny #guy checking out girl meme #drugs #cigarette #joint #blunt

tbh-entp

Hey, I've always been compared to a lawyer, salesman/businessman or politician even when I was very young and I've been told that my public speaking is enthralling (I'm not sucking my own dick here I promise) and I was wondering how common is it for entps to be charismatic and very well spoken. Thank you you're the best I love the blog .

Oh thanks!

And we are typically pretty dang charismatic. We’re natural leaders without wanting to be. Last week, I was walking in the hallway with an acquaintance looking for a stapeler, I high-fived two people, and stopped to talk to two others. People tend to know us because we’re outspoken, so the charisma thing just comes.

Now for the very well spoken portion. Many of us need to be trained to get to this point. Some of us are, some of us aren’t. But an ENTP who can speak convincingly is a killer. So go for it! I’m sure it’s right within your alley if you’re not brilliant at it already.

e-n-t-p

Negative Perceptions

ENTP- Too unrealistic/ uncommitted INTP- Lost inside of their head too often INTJ- Too apathetic about people ENTJ- Too controlling ENFP- Too talkative INFP- Can’t decide what they want INFJ- Too quiet ENFJ- Too sensitive ESTP- Self-contradicting ISTP- Too focused on improving things they can come off as ungrateful ISTJ- Perfectionist ESTJ- Too dependent on structure ESFP- Arrogant ISFP- Too clingy ISFJ- Too paranoid/ stressed ESFJ- Think they always know what’s right

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Self-Care & Helpful Tips for ENTP “The Inventor”

Functions: Ne-Ti-Fe-Si

Strengths

Knowledgeable

Quick thinker

Original

Excellent brainstormer

Charismatic

Energetic

Weaknesses

Very argumentative

Insensitive

Intolerant

Can find it difficult to focus

Dislike practical matters

Turn-on = Passion

Turn-off = Ignorance

What stresses ENTP out

An environment where rules are rigidly enforced

A lack of change or progression

A lack of outside stimulation

Being micromanaged

Having their creativity stifled

Being forced to make decisions or complete projects before they’re ready

Working with individuals they view as incompetent

Not having their visions appreciated

Having their principles violated

Having to focus too long on mundane details

Overextending themselves

How to help an ENTP experiencing stress

Give them time alone to deal with their feelings

Avoid patronizing them, even if they are being irrational

Don’t try to “solve the problem”

Listen without making judgments, or trying to talk them out of their negative state

Encourage them to have some time alone to exercise

Encourage them to get enough rest

Give them a massage

After they’ve calmed down a little, ask if they want help

How ENTP handle Grief

Humor & distractions

Tries to ignore it

How ENTP handle Guilt

Rarely feel guilty but are accepting of it when it happens

What ENTP are like when Sad

Hide it with jokes and sarcasm

What ENTP need after a Bad Day

A stimulating conversation that helps them generate new theories or ideas

What ENTP do when Angry

Attacks the other person’s deepest weaknesses and insecurities, either through a series of subtle insults or all at once in a fit of blind rage.

What ENTP Should do Instead

Consider what role they played in the situation and then explain their point of view to the opposing party and ask for theirs.

What ENTP Struggle with

Following the rules

What ENTP are Hard on themselves for…

Constantly strives for improvement

ENTP’s Purpose in Life is

Find what’s possible in what seems impossible

What ENTP Need to Know

You are not the actual center of the universe, and some people don’t want your advice.

What ENTP Should never Forget

You are constantly teaching us how to open our minds and not be so stuck in our ways. You always find a creative way to solve a problem and we appreciate it. Thanks for keeping us laughing and entertained, even when you are making fun of us.