Something to Sing About

[youlooklikearealbabetoday]

Fleabag (2019) // Derry Girls (2019)

[memewhore]

[wendimydarling]

Guys I laughed waaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.

[atheist-xmas]

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

[atheist-xmas]

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

[atheist-xmas]

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

[atheist-xmas]

#this sounds like something John mulaney would say 

This is one of the nicest compliments I’ve gotten about my writing, and I’ve been reading this post in his syntax ever since I read your tag

[shesmydoct0r]

Derry Girls really nails the whole “living through a major crisis” thing

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[donkeydickjess]

“Alright, we get it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[justlike-thatt]

They’re both news anchors and that just makes it better😭

[longlivetiktok]

From @tarastevens2

[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.

Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]

[hellenhighwater]

I'm sorry but this kills me every time

[abra-ka-dammit]

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

WHY WAS THIS SHOW CANCELLED

[areusittingcomfortably]

It was too good to be allowed to live.

[cheekygeekymonkey]

[biszumletzten]

VAN EYCK

[thestraggletag]

I lost it at the end.

[thestraggletag]

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

[ladyshinga]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[dragonkyng]

[darlinghogwarts]

what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry’s lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix

[solstilla]

Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight I’d pay to see

[space-snake]

Good pink vs Bad pink

[emmysmusings]

“You can produce a full patronus?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

[ao3commentoftheday]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[takineko]

Im so glad you have eachother

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

That king can sing

[snatch-daddy]

I hope he’s not embarrassed because damn

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[legolokiismighty]

i love the last one

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[maliciousindungeon]

“greetings, whore”

“[fortnite dances]”

[dreams-in-daylight]

“Ugh”

“Uggh”

[seaofashes]

“sup bish”

“hey you lil fuckin gremlin”

[confessions-of-a-shipperholic]

Opens door *inhuman screeches* walks back out

[moonybyte]

[ston-rampler]

Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen