Posts About All Kinds Of Things

Mainly Greek gods and Harry Potter

[accioposeidon]

You ever think the Greek gods had late night roast sessions where they would sit in a circle and roast each other because they had nothing else to do?

[accioposeidon]

Voldemort: what’s up bitches this week on “another time I failed to kill Harry Potter” I’ll be talking about the night I came back.

Lucius: *critiquing” yeah you really screwed up that night

Voldemort: :(

[slytherinnpride]

“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”

[accioposeidon]

Dumbledore: *to harry* you’re a child. A baby. A smol human

Harry: I’m 16?

Dumbledore: *ignoring harry* which is exactly why I’m going to die and you need to hunt horcruxes

Harry: ALBUS

[accioposeidon]

Poseidon: woah hold up, did you just eat the whole thing?

Hades: *finishing off an apple* mhmm

Poseidon: like the stem and seeds AND sticker???

Hades: yeah why?

Poseidon: you ate a sticker?

Hades: *flaming with rage* I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME MAN

[accioposeidon]

Poseidon: I live in the water most of the time. That way I don’t have to deal with Zeus

Hades: I live in the underworld. That way I don’t have to deal with Zeus

Zeus: I live on Mount Olympus. That way I don’t annoy my brothers

[accioposeidon]

Hades: *looking in a mirror* I am beautiful and I love myself. I am a force

Poseidon: *walking past* yeah a fucking annoying force

Hades: :(

[accioposeidon]

Zeus: I cannot believe this is happening again

Other gods: *confused*

Zeus: LIKE COME ON THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME TODAY

it was this moment that the other gods realized Zeus was horny yet again

[jessketches]

Remus: Good romance starts with good charisma. So what does bad romance start with?

James and Sirius: Ra ra ah ah ah ah roma roma roma mamaa ga ga oh la la-

Remus: This is why both of you will always remain fucking single.

[accioposeidon]

Harry: if you don’t have anything nice to say, just say it anyways

Hermione: Uh no Harry that’s not what it is

Harry: well Hermione there’s nothing to do anymore so might as well start fights

Ron *jumping up and down ready to unleash his anger*: I think you really can see and you’ve been lying to us all about your glasses

Hermione *disgusted*: is that the best you can do, Ron

Harry *tearing up*: why would you say something like

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: [playing spin the bottle with Peter, Marlene and Dorcas]

Bottle: *lands on Remus*

Remus:

Sirius: [winking and walking over]

Lily: oh my gosh the baby is kicking!

Everyone: *gets up and yells while running over to her*

Sirius: [frustrated]WELL IT’S GOING TO KICK AGAIN

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James:[to Peter] Hey look it’s Sirius and Remus! [waving] Hi Sirius and Remus]

Sirius: [leaning in and kissing Remus]

James: AHHH AHH IT’S SIRIUS AND REMUS

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Andromeda: Sirius please we all know I don’t cry over boys

Sirius:

Andromeda: [holding back tears] I SOB

[accioposeidon]

Maroon 5 was not playing when they said this summers gonna hurt like a motherfucker

[accioposeidon]

Zeus: lets all play a game

The other gods: *groans*

Zeus: it will be fun!

Hermes: it never is fun

Zeus: that’s because you let me win

Artemis, taking her bow in hand: let’s see then

Zeus: we all know you’re gonna let me win

Artemis, setting down the bow: yeah you’re right

[fulcrumtano]

star wars characters x hogwarts houses

[incorrectgreekgods]

Zeus: Are you in love with Persephone?

Hades: *sweats nervously* No...

Zeus: Then why do you write 'P+H' on everything?

Hades: It stands for Pain + Hatred.